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CLAMS, by Xemu
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[after the traditional "cows" series....]
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standard dozing amazed drunken
clam clam clam clam
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black-eye bored halfwit death-stare
clam clam clam clam
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surprised puzzled chinese registrar
clam clam clam clam
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happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with
a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat)
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tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking
clam by spores a Kool
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cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian
(in shades) clam clam.
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'-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear
.-. are there any overts
/ 0 ' / against greenfly?
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'-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato
Admiral Damien reviews his navy:
handle that Ward creep .---. .---.
.----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6
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Damien Helena unable_semen Engram
The PR team:
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Milne Cory (note ear-ring) Vera
They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS:
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<3' < ':: < .--
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Mikey, age3 Saussage, age 10 Ester no-hope
MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_=
double plate shown: <E" <F" <K" <3' <B" <{" <-" <=" <--"
top plate shown: <^" <~" bottom plate shown <_" <~_"
sideways: closed (|) open {:} bearded #{:}#
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front view .~@@~. back view _-~~-_
'--' ~--~
_________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________
<^", <=@>r <~'t <_@; <^`f
(_)(_) (_)(_) (X)(X) (+)(+) (~)(~)
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Clambed CHEEE-ARGE!
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<3' <K" <B` <_¬ <=@> <^" < \\ "(*)
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but admiral,
we're already charging
$150 an hour!
================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 =========================================
TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
quick, how much money
have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why??
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<K' 'Z>
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now just think of a course that costs $7500,
and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes
how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
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none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.
why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie
all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool!
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<3' <(*)@>
Clamz meets snaylz
I may move slowly by applying the teknology
but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have
\ / learned to be
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a
rock and go
nowhere
LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
(1) (2) (3)
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[ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ]
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So Damien's Zzzzz
not going to be deposed
for a while -- at least,
not until after he's
given evidence.
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What's with Damien sent him a sicilian message:
judge whyte? a parcel with a dogfish in it.
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