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alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~.  Find one you like.)  Try
not to look at his hand. 8^)


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Let her say something dumb.  I never like it when she gets the best of
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His hair is not quuuuuite right.  I am going to hide behind the 'too
tired to do something about it right now' excuse.  Also, this little
bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into
the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't
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Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97     Happily making some of the worst
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      /     `-._/=\      /`-\
     /  /    \  >~7\     |`-|
    /  |      | \-\ ;   /\ /
   ;   `-j--j-'  \/`!__7\ y
   |     |  |     `./_I_;'
   |     |  |       ||
   |     |  |       ||
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   |     |  |_      ||
   |____/   .-'_____|'
       (/|||\\ | |                ,-""""-.
        |`^' ` | \             ,-;-.      `.
        |      | |             | | |--/ \   \
        \      | |             i-^-' |   \  |
        |      | |             (_)   |   |  |
        |      | /             |      `='   |
        |      | |             |     | |    |_/)
        /      | |              \    (_)   /--'
        |______|_|               `-.    .-'
          |___|_|                  | |  |
   hjw   /     `=`====.            | |  |
         `='----------'           (_(___|

   /\/\/\/\/\/\                       
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  -|_ / \/ \_ |-
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  -|   /  \   |-
   |   \__/   |
   |          |
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   |__________|
  /___/\__/\___\
 /     | \|     \
   /\  |\ | _@|#_
  / /\ | \| |   |
  \/  / \ / |   |
   \_/___/   \_/ 

My first attempt at dilbert ascii art.

Ron Goff
lurkerz@ime.net
http://www.ime.net/~lurkerz/