^_^ /o~o\ ---I'm bored. Hopefully / V \ one of my zany cast / / \ \ of friends will be \ / along soon. "' "' --------------------------------------------------- Hi!------------- \ / 0 0 ----Fuck! You're /\ \~/ /\ ^_^ / huge. What the / \( )/ \ /o~o\ hell are you /\ ( ) /\ / V \ supposed to be / \( )/ \ / / \ \ anyway? /\ ( ) /\ \ / / \( )/ \ "' "' - | v --------------------------------------------------- I hope that's---- \ / an egg... 0 0 /\ \o/ /\ ^_^ ----Yes: a brown egg! / \( )/ \ /x~x\ Do you see? /\ ( ) /\ / V \ / \( )/ \ / / \ \ It smells--- /\ ( ) /\ \ / / \( )/ \ "' "' - o | v -------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\ ---shit. / V \ / / \ \ Dirty bastard----- \ / "' "' o -----------------------END------------------------ | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ ---Hey Linda Barkus, ~~ | ()| / v \ what you up to? 00 | |/ / \ \ / \/ __ | | \ / Just teaching my-- || / / | ==="'="'=== cousin Cinqecento ||__/ / | =========== how to rollerskate./ ___ | | | \ | / | | | ---Sounds fun! | / | | | / \____/ | | / | | _A_ | | Not really, she's a --- | | =O _ | | right fuckin' rasmus. | | |__// | | /| /| \__| | | oo oo || ** -------------------------------------------------- | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ ----Like, a total ~~ | ()| / v \ felch-o-rama? 0\ | |/ / \ \ < | __ | | \ / Yeah, that's it!--- || / / | ==="'="'=== Once she fell into ||__/ / | =========== a burning skip. / ___ | | | \ I almost bust my | / | (Wankers) | | \ sphincter from | / | o | | \ laughing! \____/ o | | \ | | _A_ | | ----Ha ha ha ha haa! | | _ O= | | | | \\__| | | /| /| |__/ | | oo oo || ** -----------------------END------------------------ Colin, I need to get (o)(o) ^_^ to the diskothek but -----@ <> @ /o~o\ bus money=none. Lendus? ==== / v \ /\ / / \ \----OK but I want your Super >||< \ / Konsol 62 and house keys || "' "' as security on my LL investment. --------------------------------------------------- Oh right, and why don't I----- (o)(o) just bend over and let you @ <> @ ^_^ bugger me up the drainpipe? ~~~~ /o~x\ Skank. /\ / v \ >||< / / \ \ ----That'll do. Prepare... || \ / LL "' "' --------------------------------------------------- You big gay owl! Fuckit, (o)(o) I shall walk.-------------- @ <> @ \()/ /\ ^_^ >||< /o~o\ ----Not when I've || / V \ finished with LL / / \ \ you! \ w / "' "' ----------------------END-------------------------- | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ Hey, Colin! There's something | ()| / v \ I've been meaning to ask you. | |/ / \ \ \ | | \ / ----\ \ | ==="'="'=== \ \ | =========== What's bothering you, young \ | | feller-me-lad? It's not \ | | often you youngsters come \_A_ | | to a doddery old owl like =O _ | | me for advice. |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | ^_^ Don't try the wise-old-owl | | /o~o\ routine with me! I was going | ()| / v \ to ask why you were hiding | |/ / \ \ outside my house last night, | | \ / wanking off in the bushes. \ | ==="'="'===\ \ | =========== \ \ | | ------knackers. \ | | \_A_ | | =O _ | | |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ----------------------------END----------------------------- Hi Colin, what you doing down 00 by the lake? Taking a moment \/ __ of quiet contemplation,-------- || / / away from the frantic pace of ||__/ / modern so-called 'life'? / ___ | ^_^ | / | /o~o\ ---- Nah. I just drowned one | / | / v \ of your cousins in here. \____/ / / \ \ | | \ / | | -\ "' "' /-----\ | | -----------/ \ /| /| "' "' \ oo oo / \ \--------------------------- \ \ / / oo oo \ n / \| \| --------------------------------------------------- )___ Just making sure he )O \ __ /doesn't bob up to --- V|| / / / the surface. / ||__/ / / / / ___ | ^_^ / / | / | /o~o\ Cool.---- | / | / v \ \____/ / / \ \ | | \ / | | -\ "' "' /-----\ | | -----------/ \ /| /| "' "' \ oo oo / \ \--------------------------- \ \ / / oo oo \ n / \| \| -----------------------END------------------------- ___ ----------- /---\ --Oh Jesus! What the---? / ___ \ |oo-|\ / / / __|| \ |---| \ / / / / || \--/ \ / Colin, I have come to / || || |------- \ / claim your soul. Come/ \| {---| _____ \ / with me now, there \ {__| / / | | can be no second chances || |/ / | | \ || | | |\ \ ^_^ || | /| | \ \/o~o\ || | / | / \ / v \ || | / | / | / / \ \ || |/ | / | \ / || /----|/-\ | "' "' -- / ----- -------------------------------------------------------------------- There must be something I can do! How about a blowjob? | ___ | That won't save you /---\ | this time. ___ ----- |oo-|\ | / __|| |---| \ | / / || \--/ \ | || || |------- \ | \| {---| _____ \ Hyuk ---- (o)(o) ^_^ \ {__| / / | hyuk! @ <> @ /o~o\ || |/ / | | ==== / v \ || | | |\ /\ / / \ \ || | /| | \ >||< \ / || | / | / \ || "' "' || | / | / | LL || |/ | / | || /----|/-\ | -- / ----- -------------------------------------------------------------------- ___ /---\ ------------ /|-oo| / ___ \ / |---|/ ||__ \ --Oh, WHAT? / \--/ || \ \ / -------| || || / _____ |---} |/ I could see | \ \ |__} / your pants. | | \ \| || \ /| | | || \ (o)(o) / | |\ | || ------@ <> @ / \ | \ | || ==== | \ | \ | || /\ | \ | \| || >||< | /-\|----\ || || ----- \ -- LL -------------------------------END---------------------------------- --Hi, munkster! (o)(o) ^_^ / @ <> @ /O~O\/ Hi Colin... is that------- ==== /-\ v /-\---\ a leather jacket? /\ /_/o| | \_\ \ >||< |o| |_| \ Yeah, I thought it was time || "' "' \for a change - my image was LL getting a little stale. ------------------------------------------------------ You can't! There's going to be public outcry! ---------- (o)(o) ^_^ It's like when Dennis the @ <> @ /O~O\ Menace started wearing denim... ==== /-\ v /-\ you're a pop culture icon on /\ /_/o| | \_\ a similar, if not greater scale! >||< |o| |_| || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------------------ (-)(-) ^_^ @ <> @ /x~x\ <==> /-\ v /-\ /\ /_/o| | \_\ >||< |o| |_| || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------------------ (o)(o) ^_^ @ <> @ /O~O\-------Alright, don't ==== /-\ v /-\ take the piss. /\ /_/o| | \_\ >||< |o| |_| || "' "' LL ------------------------END--------------------------- \ / Hey, Colin. Is it true------ 0 0 that you owls can turn /\ \o/ /\ ^_^ your head through 360 / \( )/ \ /o~o\---- degrees? /\ ( ) /\ / V \ \ / \( )/ \ / / \ \ \I dunno, never tried. /\ ( ) /\ \ / Sounds unlikely though. / \( )/ \ "' "' Hang on... - | v --------------------------------------------------- | ^ | nng! | ^ ^_^ | / O | ^_^ | O \ CRACK!! /o~o\ | /| > | //x\\ | < |\ / V \ | / / |\ | / /x\ \ | /| \ \ / / \ \ | / / \ \ | / / \ \ |/ / \ \ \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / "' "' | "' "' | "' "' | "' "' --------------------------------------------------- ^ \ / O \ ---- You fucker! I broke /----- 0 0 < |\ my fucking neck! / /\ \-/ /\ /| \ \ / / \( )/ \ / / \ \ Yes, I already / /\ ( ) /\ \ / knew that would / \( )/ \ "' "' happen. /\ ( ) /\ / \( )/ \ - | v -----------------------END------------------------- \ / Nice neck-brace! --------- 0 0 /\ \-/ /\ .. -Whatever. /------ / \( )/ \<()> / / /\ ( ) /\ ____/____ I felt bad about making / \( )/ \ \ / you break your neck for /\ ( ) /\ \ / a laugh. I brought you / \( )/ \ /\___/\ a dead bat I found - / / \ \ stuck to a cow's foot. | \ / v "' "' ----------------------------------------------------- --Frrck you, you hrrrr - \ / / ---- 0 0 / What? I can't make out/ /\ \o/ /\ .. / a word you're saying. / \( )/ \<()> / /\ ( ) /\ __/______ Sorry, some kids filled / \( )/ \ \ /--this thing with wasps. /\ ( ) /\ \ / I said: / \( )/ \ /\___/\ 'fuck you, you ho, - / / \ \ I don't want your bat' | \ / v "' "' ----------------------------------------------------- \ / 0 0------Got any more /\ \v/ /\ wasps? _________ / \( )/ \ _A_ \ / /\ ( ) /\ =O _ \ / / \( )/ \ |__// /\___/\ /\ ( ) /\ \__| / / \ \ / \( )/ \ || \ / - ** "' "' | v -------------------------END------------------------- __ What are you doing hanging around | / \ | / next to the clock in the train | \__/ | / station? It's not a lame set-up | | / for another one of your 'wacky' | | (o)(o) adventures is it? | | @ <> @ ^_^ | | ==== Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\ | | /\ arranged to meet someone / V \ | | >||< here who I met through / / \ \ | | || the lonely-hearts pages \ / | | LL of 'Wildlife News'. "' "' |______| ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ______ What are you doing here anyway? | __ | \ | / \ | -Cottaging. But that's not important. \ | \__/ | / How will you recognise her? | | | / | | | (o)(o)/ Well she said I'd know because | | | @ <> @ of her deep blue eyes, and she'd ^_^ | | ==== be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\ | | /\ / V \ | | >||< / / \ \ | | || \ / | | LL "' "' |______| ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ---And also because she's a / fucking huge male crab? / ______ (o)(o)/ Shit. I wondered what FHMC / \ @ <> @ meant in the advert. | O O | ==== | | | /\ | OWL=SEXXUS?-------- \ \__/ / >||< | \ | || | _______ \ | _______ LL ^_^ \___ \_ | | _/ ___/ /o~o\ \ \ / / / / / V \ _/ \ / / / \_ / / \ \ _/_____ \ ____/ /_____ / _____\_ \ / \ \___/ \___/ / "' "' \_____| <@> |_____/ | | | /\ /\ / /\ /\ \ / / \__________/ \ \ | | / / \ \ | | | | / / \ \ | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ |/ \| |/ \| |/ \| |/ \| ---------------------------------END----------------------------------- Hey Colin! How did your date go? / (o)(o)/ Well at first I thought I'd cancel, @ <> @ but then I thought 'I can get him----- ^_^ ==== to pay for my meal!'. Stupid crab! /o~o\ /\ / V \ >||< / / \ \ || \ / LL "' "' --------------------------------------------------------- --- So are you two going to be seeing / each other again? (o)(o)/ @ <> @ No. He was a handsome crab... ^_^ ==== But I still can't get the-------- /o~o\ /\ taste of crab paste out of / V \ >||< the back of my throat. / / \ \ || \ / LL "' "' --------------------------------------------------------- (-)(') @ <> @ ----- I feel sick ^_^ ==== /o~o\ /\ / V \ >||< / / \ \ || \ / LL "' "' ---------------------------------END--------------------- ---My dog's got no nose! ----- 0 0 / / /\ \~/ /\ ^_^ / / / \( )/ \ /o~o\-- Colin, you don't---- /\ ( ) /\ / V \ \ have a dog. / \( )/ \ / / \ \ \ /\ ( ) /\ \ / \No, no, you've ruined / \( )/ \ "' "' it now. You're supposed - to say 'how does it smell?' | v --------------------------------------------------- \ / .... why?------------------ 0 0 --- /\ \=/ /\ ^_^ Because it's funny. I / / \( )/ \ /o~o\----was telling a joke! / /\ ( ) /\ / V \ / / \( )/ \ / / \ \ Well I don't see why /\ ( ) /\ \ / I should laugh at / \( )/ \ "' "' something that's based - on a foundation of lies. | v --------------------------------------------------- \ / 0 0 /\ \o/ /\ ^_^ / \( )/ \ /o~o\----If I had hands I'd /\ ( ) /\ / V \ punch you. / \( )/ \ / / \ \ /\ ( ) /\ \ / / \( )/ \ "' "' - | v ------------------------END------------------------ | | | | ^_^ ---Booyakasha! Aiii, I | | /o~o\ is wicked! | ()| / v \ _A_ | |/ / \ \ Colin, you can't go =O _ | | \ /\ ripping off other ---- |__// | ==="'="'=\= people's catchphrases \__| | ==========\ to make yourself look || | | \ cool. _A_ ** | | \ =O _ _A_ | | Yeah, but no, but yeah! |__// _A_=O _ | | Don't give me evils! \__| =O |__// | | || |__//_| | | ** \__||| | | || ** | | ** ----------------------------------------------------- | | | | ^_^ Told you he was pathetic. | | /o~o\--\ Come on guys, let's go\ | ()| / v \ \ drink cider and listen -----_A_ | |/ / \ \ \ to Blazin' Squad. O= | | \ /\ \ \\__| | ==="'="'=== \ |__/ | =========== No! Come back! I'm || | | hip! I'm with it! ** _A_ | | _A_ _ O= | | _ O=_A_ \\__| | | Get your own catchphrases,\\__| O= |__/ | | you old skank!------------ |_\\__| || | | |||__/ ** | | ** || | | ** ----------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\------Grrr... I would have gotten / v \ away with it if it wasn't / / \ \ for those pesky kids! \ /\ "' "' ------------------------END-------------------------- /\ --Hi, who are you? -\\\O \ ^_^ / > \ /o~o\/ Hmmph!---- -||--| \ / V \ || | \ / / \ \ xxxxxx| \ \ / ----No need to be snooty, I xxxxxx| \ "' "' just haven't seen you xxxx | \ around here before. | \ |_________\ -------------------------------------------------------- I'm the Netto dog! Don't /\ ^_^ you recognise me?--------- -\\\O \ /o~o\ > \ / V \------What fucking Netto dog? / -||--| \ / / \ \ / || | \ \ / I'm a huge star, and / xxxxxx| \ "' "' I don't want to be ---- xxxxxx| \ seen hanging around xxxx | \ with a common owl. | \ |_________\ -------------------------------------------------------- ...Nope. Still never heard of /\ a Netto dog. Piss off! -\\\O \ / ---- > \ ^_^ / I'm part of the logo! / -||--| \ /o~o\/ Please ask me for my / || | \ / V \ autograph? xxxxxx| \ / / \ \ xxxxxx| \ \ / xxxx | \ "' "' | \ |_________\ -------------------------------------------------------- /\ -\\\O \ Hey, look! It's --- > \ ^_^ the Aldi dog! / -||--| \ /o~o\ / / || | \ / V \ _A_ / **sigh**/ xxxxxx| \ / / \ \ _ O>/ xxxxxx| \ \ / \\__| xxxx | \ "' "' |__/ | \ || |_________\ ** -------------------------END---------------------------- -Why are we here, Colin? / / That's a good one! Some (o)(o)/ would say we were 'created' @ <> @ by some omnipotent being, ^_^ ==== or that we evolved from-----------/o~o\ /\ \ more basic life-forms. I'm / V \ >||< \ not even sure whether or / / \ \ || \ not we're alone in this \ / LL \ universe... "' "' \ No, Colin! I mean, why are we HERE? --------------------------------------------------------- ___ / O \__ / \_\ ----Oh, you mean inside this / __/_/ / giant parrot? / | -------- / __|/ -------Yeah. / / / / | / --------- | / / | \ ------------------No idea. | \ /\ \ ==| /="'"'==== | || | |/ | / | / |/ / ---------------------------------------------------------- I don't get it. / / It's post-modern. You're (o)(o)/ not supposed to 'get it'.--- @ <> @ \ ^_^ ==== -----So there's not going to \ /o~o\ /\ be a punchline? -- / V \ >||< / / \ \ || Hang on... yes...------- \ / LL "' "' ---------------------------------------------------------- ___ / O \__ / \_\ / __/_/ / | -----...because he was stuck to Daniel / __|/ O' Donnell's face! / / / | / | | / / | \ ---------How do I get out of here? | \ /\ \ ==| /="'"'==== | || | |/ | / | / |/ / ---------------------------END---------------------------- \ / -Why does Ruud Van ---0 0 / Nistelrooy never //\ \o/ /\ ^_^ / get anyone pregnant? // \( )/ \ /o~o\/ --/ /\ ( ) /\ / V \ / / \( )/ \ / / \ \ Oh God... you're/ /\ ( ) /\ \ / going to tell me, / \( )/ \ "' "' aren't you? - | v --------------------------------------------- \ / Because he's got ------- 0 0 /loads of Dutch / /\ \~/ /\ ^_^ / caps! / / \( )/ \ /o~o\/ / /\ ( ) /\ / V \ / / \( )/ \ / / \ \ Go away./ /\ ( ) /\ \ / / \( )/ \ "' "' - | v -------------------END----------------------- --Hi! I've got a joke for (o)(o) ^_^ / you. ----@ <> @ /o~o\/ / ==== / v \---- Don't care! lol!---- /\ / / \ \ \ >||< \ / ---AWWW! You're so MEAN! || "' "' LL -------------------------------------------------- Dude, calm down! I was (o)(o) only joking! lol!------- @ <> @ ^_^ ==== /o~o\-----No, look, I must have done /\ / v \ something to offend you but >||< / / \ \ I didn't mean it! || \ / LL "' "' -------------------------------------------------- No, listen: it was a throwaway, flippant \ ^_^ comment. Forget it. \ (o)(o) /o~o\ ----@ <> @ / v \----I don't think you love me ~~~~ / / \ \ anymore. WAAAAAAA! I /\ \ / really wish things could >||< "' "' get back to normal! || LL -------------------------------------------------- lol!------- \ ^_^ Why you laugh at me? \ (o)(o) /o~o\------I want my mum! --@ <> @ / v \---\ / ~~~~ / / \ \ \ Bye, Colin.------ /\ \ / \ >||< "' "' WAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH! || LL -----------------------END------------------------ | | ^_^ Colin! We've formed | | /o~o\---- a band, we're going | ()| / v \ \ to be rich! | | |/ / \ \ \ | | | \ / -Right. What are you | | ==="'="'=== called? | | =========== | | | The Sphincters. _A_ \ _A_ | | We'll do our _A_ =O _ \A_=O _ | | song for you!---=O _ |__// =O |__// | | |__// \__| |__//_| | | \__| || \__||| | | || ** || ** | | ** ** ----------------------------------------------------- | | Well I luuuurve you---- | | ^_^ \ | | /o~o\ But bitch you really \ | ()| / v \ cuss me up \ | |/ / \ \ / \ | | \ / / Ooh yeah we're so rad \ | ==="'="'=== | | | =========== | Let me see your furry cup | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |A_ _A| |A_ _A| | | =O _ _ O= =O _ _ O= | | |__// \\__| |__// \\__| | | \__| |__/ \__| |__/ | | || || || || | | ** ** ** ** ----------------------------------------------------- | | ^_^ Plinky plonk, boogie woogie, | | /o~o\ let's tinkle those ivories, | ()| / v \ those ivories, yeah!--------------- | |/ / \ \ | | \ / | ==="'="'=== Oh Christ, not again... | =========== / | | / | | _A _A _A / _A | | _ O= _ O= _ O=/ _ O= | | \\__| \\__| \\__| \\__| | | |__/ |__/ |__/ |__/ | | || || || || | | ** ** ** ** ----------------------------------------------------- | | LOOK, Holland! We're not going | | to be on your show, and we DON'T | | ^_^ want to jam with you! Now piss | | /o~o\--- off, and take your piano with you. | ()| / v \ \ / | |/ / \ \ \I almost respect / | | \ / you now. / | ==="'="'=== ---- *sob* | =========== _A_ / \ | | _ O= / \ ~~ | | \\__| / _______\_O @| | | |__/ / / \c /_ | | || / _____/ /~_/ / | | _A_ ** _A_/ / /__ |/|| | | _ O=_A _ O= / O___ | || | | \\__| O= \\__| /______________/ | | || | | |_\\__| |__/ | |____|_| | | |||__/ || |_________________// / | | ** || ** || ||__/ | | ** || _/||=== | | || |__|| \\ | | || || \\ ------------------------END-------------------------- ~~ Oh, my head. I think we 0\ overdid it last night. ---< | __ | / || / / | Yeah, can't remember--- ||__/ / | much... think I'm / ___ | | gonna be sick. | / | ^_^ | / | /o~o\----I'm pretty sure something \____/ / v \ cool happened though... | | / / \ \ | | \ / | | "' "' /| /| oo oo ---------------------------------------------- ~~ ...nope. My mind = mush 0\ / ---< | __ / / || / / / Yeah. It must have/ ||__/ / / been a great night. / ___ | / ... Wait a minute, | / | ^_^ / I remember! You | / | /o~o\/ killed my sister! \____/ / v \ | | / / \ \ | | \ / | | "' "' /| /| oo oo ---------------------------------------------- ~~ Oh yeah! Man, that 0\ was a great night! -----< | __ / / || / / / / ||__/ / / / / ___ | / / | / | ^_^/ Yeah.----- | / | /o~o\ \____/ / v \ | | / / \ \ | | \ / | | "' "' /| /| oo oo --------------------END----------------------- | | Slackarse! | | / -------------Monkjuicer! | | | / | | | / Gruntmaster 9000! | | ^_^ | | ~~ | | /o~o\| | Failure! Fatty McStain! 00 | ()| / v \ | | | \/ __ | |/ / \ \ | | Glooooop! \ /| || / / | | \ / | | | 0 0/ ||__/ / | ==="'="'===| | (o)(o) /\ \~/ /\ / ___ | | ===========| | @ <> @ / \( )/ \ | / | | | _A| | ==== /\ ( ) /\ | / | | | _ O= _A| /\ / \( )/ \ \____/ | | \\__| _ O= >||< /\ ( ) /\ | | | | |__/ \\__| || / \( )/ \ | | | | || |__/ LL - | | | | ** || | /| /| | | ** v oo oo -------------------------------------------------------- | | | | No... none of those | | names are quite right | | for my new baby. \ | | ^_^ \ ~~ | | /o~o\ \ 00 | ()| / v \ -----\/ __ | |/ / \ \ \ / || / / | | \ / 0 0 ||__/ / | ==="'="'=== (o)(o) /\ \~/ /\ / ___ | | =========== @ <> @ / \( )/ \ | / | | | _A_ ==== /\ ( ) /\ | / | | | _ O= _A_ /\ / \( )/ \ \____/ | | \\__| _ O= >||< /\ ( ) /\ | | | | |__/ \\__| || / \( )/ \ | | | | || |__/ LL - | | | | ** || | /| /| | | ** v oo oo --------------------------END--------------------------- --Hey Colin! What's that? _________ / | _ SUPER| / I built a time machine! | / TARDIS| / I'm off to wreak havoc | \ \ 83 | (o)(o) throughout history. | \/ | @ <> @ \ ^_^ |___ /\| ====----Yeah right! It's \/o~o\ | \ / | /\ a portaloo, / v \ | | \ | >||< isn't it? / / \ \ | | \/| || \ / | | | LL "' "' |____|____| -------------------------------------------------- My first evil deed will _________ be to destroy you as a | _ SUPER| helpless baby! Bwahaha! | / TARDIS| \ | \ \ 83 | (o)(o) lol! I'd like \ | \/ | @ <> @ to see that; \ ^_^ |___ /\| ====-----you can't even \/o~o\ | \ / | /\ program the / v \ | | \ | >||< video! / / \ \ | | \/| || \ / | | | LL "' "' |____|____| -------------------------------------------------- /\ //\\ Oh, shit. ///\\\* / ////\\\\ / /////\\\\\ / //////\\\\\\ (o)(o) \\\\\\\ \\\\\\ @ <> @ \\\\\\_////// ==== \\\\\_///// /\ \\\\_//// >||< \\\_/// || \\_// LL \_/ *(What a tear in the space-time continuum looks like) ----------------------END------------------------- ------------------------COLIN IN HISTORY---------------------------- \()()()()/\ ___ /\/\ \() |/ _() ( \ / \ ()\| | / \ /\ ___ ( \ / / ()| |//\ \ / \ / ) ( \/ _/ \| |/ \ \ \ \ / ) (___ )() | | /\ \() | \_ \/ ) / ) \ | |/ \ \_() ( ___) / | | ) \| | \ \ ( \ _/ | | ) | | \_\ ( | | \ | |___) | | ( | | \ | | | | HAHAHAHA! Yes!(___| | ) ____| | | | Bull's eye! | | ) | | | _|__________ / | |__) | | | | THE | / {} | | | | | |GRASSY KNOLL| / | | | | | |____________| ^_^/ _____ {} | | | | | | | | /o~o\ | ___(){} | | | | | | | | / v \||) | | | | | | | | / / \ -- | | | | _|___|___| |_________\___/___ | | | | / | | \ | | | | / '''' | | ''' '' \ | | | |____/ ''' |_| '''''' \ | | ____|___/ ''' ''''' '' ''' \ | | \________|___|______ ------------------------COLIN IN HISTORY---------------------------- | | | _______________________ _______________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_________| |_________| |_________| |_________| | |_________ _________| ________|_________ _________| | | | | | / /| | | | | | | | | /___________/ | | | | | |_________|_|_________| | Steak & | |_____|_|_________| | _| Kidney | |________ | __________ / | Pudding | / /| | / /| /__|___________|/_______/ | | /_________/ | | | | | | | | | | Suet | Christmas | | |_____________| Rice | |__| Pudding | Pudding | /__________ / Has anybody | Pudding | / |___________|__---------------- / got a match?|_________|/ | PUDDING LANE | / \ ^_^ ---------------- \ /o~o\ | | | | --/ V \________ | | | | / / \ |petrol|\ | | | | \ / |______| \ _________ | | | | "' "' \/________/ |_| |_| ____________________________________________________________________ ------------------------COLIN IN HISTORY---------------------------- Oh, crap! Sorry man - I thought you were Evan Dando! / / _______________ / | The Cobain | ^_^ _____ | Residence | /o~o\ | ___() |_______________| / v \||) _________ | | / / \ -- _/ \ \/ /\__ | | \ / / \ \/ /Ox}\ | | "' "' /______/_\ \_\_o}\\ | | \ \ \\\ | | "" \\ | | ------------------------COLIN IN HISTORY---------------------------- Hey, George! Don't you think @@@@@ 3 Star Wars films just isn't @ o o@ enough for the world? | > | \ ##### \ _______________ ##-##----You might \ ^_^ | The Lucas | /###\ just be \/o~o\ | Ranch | /| |\ right... / v \ |_____________| / |GOD| \ / / \ \ | | | | \ / | | ===== "' "' | | / \ | | / \ |_| God, I'm bored.---- \ Yeah - I wish something \ \ / exciting would happen ---- 0 0 round here. / /\ \~/ /\ / / \( )/ \ (o)(o) / /\ ( ) /\ @ <> @ / / \( )/ \ ==== --- /\ ( ) /\ /\ / \( )/ \ >||< - || | LL v ------------------------------------------------- Huh? What the-? /\ | \ //\\ | \ \ / ///\\\ | \0 0 ////\\\\ | /\ \~/ /\ /////\\\\\ (o)(o) / \( )/ \ //////\\\\\\ @ <> @ /\ ( ) /\ \\\\\\\ \\\\\\ ==== / \( )/ \ \\\\\\_////// /\ /\ ( ) /\ \\\\\_///// >||< / \( )/ \ \\\\_//// || - \\\_/// LL | \\_// v \_/ ------------------------------------------------- Hi guys! I'm back from my amazing adventures in time! \ God, I wish \ / \ _________ I was bored. 0 0 \ | _ SUPER| / /\ \~/ /\ \ | / TARDIS| (o)(o) / / \( )/ \ \ | \ \ 83 | @ <> @/ /\ ( ) /\ \ | \/ | ====-- / \( )/ \ \ ^_|___ /\| /\ /\ ( ) /\ \/o~| \ / | >||< / \( )/ \ / v| | \ | || - / / | | \/| LL | \ | | | v "' |____|____| ----------------------END------------------------ I expect you'd like to hear all about my time-travelling, yes? | _________ Not really... | | _ SUPER| / | | / TARDIS| / / | \ \ 83 | (o)(o)/ / | \/ | @ <> @ / |___ /\| ==== ^_^ / | \ / | /\ /o~o\/ | | \ | >||< / v \ | | \/| || / / \ \ | | | LL \ / |____|____| "' `" ---------------------------------------------- Colin? Richey Edwards just _________ fell out of your tardis. | _ SUPER| / | / TARDIS| / Hmm? Oh. Yes. | \ \ 83 | (o)(o)/ Yes he did. | \/ | @ <> @ | _______|___ /\| ==== ^_^ | __/\ \/ / | \ / | /\ /o~o\| {xO\ \/ / | | \ | >||< / v \ {o_/_/ /_\_| | \/| || / / \ \ / / | | | LL \ / "" |____|____| "' `" ---------------------------------------------- Rolf Harris as well? But he's not even missing! | | No, he isn't. And neither | is Paul McCartney. | | | What? | _________ | / | Maybe you should | _ SUPER| (o)(o)/ | check tomorrow's | / TARDIS| @ <> @ | newspapers... | \ \ 83 | ==== | / | \/ | /\ | / _______|___ /\| >||< |^_^ / __/\ \/ / | \ / | || /o~o\/ (xO__\/_/ | | \ | LL / v \ __(_/ \___| | \/| / / \ \{o^##\_____ | | | \ / {o_##/_____>__|____|____| "' `" ---------------------END---------------------- The Many Faeces Of Colin The Owl ^_^ /o~o\ 'Content / v \ yet / / \ \ Pensive' \ / "' "' -------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\ 'Mischievous; / v \ Evil' / / \ \ \ / "' "' -------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\ 'Full of / v \ Anger and / / \ \ Righteous \ / Indignity' "' "' ------------------------------- -----Fuck off! ^_^ / /o~o\/ 'Sexxy' / v \ / / \ \ \ / "' "' --------------END--------------- Linda Barkus! Colin being ~~ back might not be so bad. 00 I think he's going to stop __ \/ being such a miserable \ \ || little prick. \ \__|| | | ___ \ | What? No I'm not! | \ | (o)(o) / \ | \ | @ <> @/ \ ^_^ \____/ ====-- \/o~o\ | | /\ / v \ | | >||< / / \ \ | | || \ / |\ |\ LL "' "' oo oo ------------------------------------------- ~~ But... you just told me that 00 on your travels through time, __ \/ you found happiness. \ \ || | \ \__|| | No, you weren't | ___ \ | listening... | \ | (o)(o) / \ | \ | @ <> @/ \ ^_^ \____/ ====-- \/o~o\ | | /\ / v \ | | >||< / / \ \ | | || \ / |\ |\ LL "' "' oo oo ------------------------------------------- ...I said I found 'a penis'! ___) It's in that little box. __ / O) | \ \ ||V --- Colin... why have you | \ \__|| put a little top hat | | ___ \ on it? | | \ | | | \ | Shut up. | \____/ \ | | | (o)(o) \ | | | _____ @ <> @ \ ^_^| | | /| /| ==== /o~o\ |\ |\ |----| | /\ / v \ oo oo | | | >||< / / \ \ | |/ || \ / ------ LL "' "' --------------------END-------------------- | | | | ^_^ You know the worst thing | | /o~o\ about being young, Colin? | ()| / v \\ | | |/ / \\\ | /\/\ | | \ / \ | / \ | ==="'="'==\ | _/ O | | ===========\ | O__ \_ | | \ | \_ | | What's that,| \ | | you little _A_ \ | | shit? =O _ \ | | |__// \ | | \__| || | | || || | | ** /_/ ---------------------------------------------------------- | | | | ^_^ *sigh* The lack of respect | | /o~o\ shown to me by everyone else. | ()| / v \ | | |/ / \ \ | /\/\ | | \ / | / \ | ==="'="'=== | _/ O | ______ | =========== | O__ \_/ | | | \_ | | | \ / | | _A_ \ | | | | =O _ \ |_____\ | | |__// \ /| | | \__| |||| | | || ||_/ | | ** /_/ ---------------------------------------------------------- | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / | ==="'="'=== __________ | =========== / \ | | _______/ \ | | __/ / \ \ | | \ | | |\ \ | | / ____ |_____\ ||\ \ | | / | \ /| \ /| | \ | | KER- |O/\ | |||| || | \ \ | | CHOMP|/||\| ||_/ ||_/ \_ | | | O ** /_/ /_/ \| ---------------------------------------------------------- | | Hahahaha! Excellent! | | ^_^ / | | /o~o\---/ | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ /\/\ | | \ / / \ | ==="'="'=== _/ O | __________ | =========== --O__ \_/ \ | | / \_ \ | | / \ / \ \ | | He's right, \ | | |\ \ | | you know. \ |_____\ ||\ \ | | \ /| \ /| | \ | | |||| || | \ \ | | ||_/ ||_/ \_ | | | /_/ /_/ \| ---------------------------END---------------------------- | | ^_^ | | /o~o\------Hi Munkster! Not seen | ()| / v \-- you around for a while. | |/ / \ \ \ | | \ / \ No, I got stung by a | ==="'="'=== \ wasp. In my head! | =========== \ \ | | \ \ | | Hahahaha! \ | | \ | | (o)(o) | | It's not funny. @ <> @ | | My left ear went--- ==== | | all swollen and /\ | | runny. >||< | | || | | LL ------------------------------------------ | | ^_^ -----Ahahahahaha! | | /-~-\/ | ()| / v \ Stop it! I couldn't | |/ / \\\ leave the house, the | | \ / \ smell just attracted | ==="'="'==\ more wasps. I was | ===========\ swollen for 18 days! | | \ \ | | \ \ | | HAHAHAHAHA! \ | | Ahahaha! Oh... \ (o)(o) | | \ @ <> @ | | -- ~~~~ | | /\ | | >||< | | || | | LL ------------------------------------------ | ()| Colin?------------ | | \ | | \ | =========== Shut up. \ | ========|== / | | | | | / You fell out | | | | | | / of your | | | | | | / tree, Colin. | | | | | / \ | | | | / Shut up. \(o)(o)| | | .. .. / @ <> @ | | / \ / <==> | | \ \ /// /\ | | \ ^ / >||< | | \o_o/ || | | v~v LL --------------------END------------------- | | ^_^ | | /o~o\---- Hi Colin. How was your weekend? | ()| / v \ \ \ | |/ / \ \ \ \ | | \ / Terrible! My family visited. \ | ==="'="'=== I hate having them around; they're \ | =========== all so hideous and deformed! They | | | remind me of the defective genepool | | | from which I was lucky enough to | | | emerge unscathed. | | | (o)(o)/ | | @ <> @ | | ==== | | /\ | | >||< | | || | | LL ---------------------------------------------------------- | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ | ()| / v \--- It was nice seeing you | |/ / \ \ \ again, Colin! See you soon! | | \ / \ | | ==="'="'=== ARGH! I thought you'd gone / | =========== already! Get out of my sight, / | | you despicable monstrosity! / | | / | | / | | Hahaha! You're / (o)(o) | | excellent. Bye! ^_^ / @ <> @ | | \ /o~o\------ ==== | | -----/ v \ /\ | | / / \ \ >||< | | \ / || | | "' "' LL ---------------------------------------------------------- | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ Whu - how did you do that, | ()| / v \------- Colin? \ | |/ / \ \\ \ \ | | \ / \ Do what? \ | ==="'="'=== \ \ | =========== \ I just saw you walk past \ \ / | | \ me, just a minute ago!------ 0 0 | | \ /\ \~/ /\ | | Fuck OFF! He looks / \( )/ \ | | (o)(o) nothing like me! /\ ( ) /\ | | @ <> @ / \( )/ \ | | ====-------You are actually /\ ( ) /\ | | /\ very ugly... / \( )/ \ | | >||< - | | || | | | LL v -----------------------------END-------------------------- It's been nice, Colin. See you soon! | Yes, yes. Just fuck off | now before anyone sees you. | | | ^_^ ^_^ / ^_^ / /o~o\ /o~o\/ /o~o\/ ^_^ v \ ^_^ / v \ / v \ /o~o\ \ \/o~o\ / \ \ / / \ \ / v \ / / v \\ / ^_^ \ / / / \ \ / / \ \' '" /o~o\ "' "' \ / \ / / v \ "' "' "' '" / / \ \ \ / "' '" -------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, Jesus! Don't tell me you've finally perfected cloning? Which one's the original Colin? \ ^_^ ^_^ \ ^_^ /o~o\ /o~o\ \ /o~o\ ^_^ v \ ^_^ / v \ \ (o)(o) / v \ /o~o\ \ \/o~o\ / \ \ \ @ <> @ / / \ \ / v \ / / v \\ / ^_^ --- ==== \ / / / \ \ / / \ \' '" /o~o\ /\ "' "' \ / \ / / v \ >||< "' "' "' '" / / \ \ || \ / LL "' '" -------------------------------------------------------------- How are you? Hi! | Cunt off! | Hello! | Hi there! | | | | | / | | | | / I hate you. | | ^_^ | ^_^ / Hi! | ^_^ | /o~o\ | /o~o\/ | | /o~o\ ^_^ v \ ^_^ / v \ | (o)(o) / v \ /o~o\ \ \/o~o\ / \ \ | @ <> @ / / \ \ / v \ / / v \\ / ^_^ ==== \ / / / \ \ / / \ \' '" /o~o\ /\ "' "' \ / \ / / v \ >||< "' "' "' '" / / \ \ || \ / LL "' '" -----------------------------END------------------------------ ~~ --How can an owl be ugly, anyway? 00 / They're just a couple of eyes __ \/-- and a beak! \ \ || \ \__|| Well... his eyes are | ___ \ kind of squinty... | \ | (o)(o) / | \ | @ <> @ / ^_^ \____/ ====---- /o~o\ | | /\ / v \ | | >||< / / \ \ | | || \ / |\ |\ LL "' "' oo oo --------------------------------------------- ~~ Oh yeah! And his beak looks a 00 bit squashed as well, from __ \/-----the side. \ \ || \ \__|| He's right about his | ___ \ family being ugly! | \ | (o)(o) / | \ | @ <> @ / ^_^ \____/ ====---- /o~o\ | | /\ / v \ | | >||< / / \ \ | | || \ / |\ |\ LL "' "' oo oo --------------------------------------------- ~~ This whole conversation 00--- disgusts me. | __ \/ \ | \ \ || Shut up, Bentbeak McSquinty! | \ \__|| | | ___ \ Hahahaha! (bastards) | | \ | | o | | \ | (o)(o) | o ^_^ / \____/ @ <> @ / o/o~o\/ | | ====--- / v \ | | /\ / / \ \ | | >||< \ / |\ |\ || "' "' oo oo LL -------------------END----------------------- | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ -----Oh, hi Munkster. | ()| / v \/ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / | ==="'="'=== Hi, Colin! I had | =========== the weirdest dream | | last night... | | \ | | \ | | \ (o)(o) | | \ @ <> @ | | -- ==== | | /\ | | >||< | | || | | LL ------------------------------------------ | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ WAIT! It didn't involve | ()| / v \----getting a little bit | |/ / \ \ 'intimate' with me, | | \ / did it? | ==="'="'=== | =========== | | Yes! Yes, it did!... | | \ | | \ | | \ (o)(o) | | \ @ <> @ | | ---- ==== | | /\ | | >||< | | || | | LL ------------------------------------------ | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ ...it wasn't a dream, | ()| / V \-- was it, Colin? | |/ / \ \ \ | | | \ / \ | | ==="'="'=== \ | | =========== -Ohh, no! | | | | | | | | | | | | (o)(o) | | @ <> @ | | ==== | | /\ | | >||< | | || | | LL -------------------END-------------------- What, really? | | Honest! I | heard it 8-year-olds!? | from my mate! / | | / | | (o)(o) / ^_^ | @ <> @ / /o~o\ | ==== -- / v \ |A_ /\ / / \ \ <0 _ >||< \ / |__// || "' "' \__| LL || ** ------------------------------------------ Yeah! He said he'd teach them a lesson, or something! | | My God... | / | (o)(o) / ^_^ | @ <> @ / /o~o\ | ==== --- / v \ |A_ /\ / / \ \ <0 _ >||< \ / |__// || "' "' \__| LL || ** ------------------------------------------ Hi guys!----- ~~ \ 0\ ----< | __ || / / ||__/ / / ___ | (o)(o) | / | ^_^ @ <> @ | / | /o~o\ ==== \____/ / v \ _A_ /\ | | / / \ \ <0 _ >||< | | \ / |__// || | | "' "' \__| LL /| /| || oo oo ** ------------------------------------------ ~~ 0\ < | __ || / / ||__/ / / ___ | | / | | / | \____/ | | | | | | /| /| oo oo ------------------------------------------ ~~ ...wow. Ever since I 0\ started that teacher-------< | __ training course, things || / / just haven't been the ||__/ / same. / ___ | | / | | / | \____/ | | | | | | /| /| oo oo --------------------END------------------- | | ^_^ What are you up to | | /o~o\-----tonight? | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / Oh, I'm... | ==="'="'=== I'm off out \ / | =========== to meet some--0 0 | | people I /\ \~/ /\ | | talk to / \( )/ \ | | on the /\ ( ) /\ | | internet. / \( )/ \ | | /\ ( ) /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | - | | | | | v ------------------------------------------ | | ^_^ Hahahaha! You complete | | /o~o\-----nerd! | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / No, honestly! | ==="'="'=== There's this- \ / | =========== girl who says\ 0 0 | | she'll let /\-\~/ /\ | | me see her / \( )/ \ | | bits tonight!/\ ( ) /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | /\ ( ) /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | - | | | | | v ------------------------------------------ | | ^_^ Wait... you're | | /o~o\-----Shaggable Rogue? | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / Hug Me I'm | ==="'="'=== Free? Oh... \ / | =========== oh my, this---0 0 | | is awkward./\ \O/ /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | /\ ( ) /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | /\ ( ) /\ | | / \( )/ \ | | - | | | | | v -------------------END-------------------- I've been busy over the last few days, loading my entire music collection onto my new iPod. | | Wow! What does it sound like? | \ | \ (o)(o) ^_^ | \ @ <> @ /o~o\/ -----==== / v \ /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------- Actually, I've found that music sounds very different when you listen to it through headphones. You can pick out things that get lost in the muddy acoustics of a living room. | | Like what? / | / (o)(o) | ^_^ / @ <> @ / /o~o\ / ====--- / v \-- /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------- Well, mostly I can hear the screaming of children, and the marching of a thousand tortured souls as they continue their fruitless journey through the sick joke that is life. / / (o)(o) ^_^ / @ <> @ /o~o\ / ~~~~ / v \-- /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------- Sounds... interesting. | Yeah, but it really wears me down | after a while. Especially when I'm | trying to listen to Rick Astley. | / / / (o)(o) / ^_^ / @ <> @ / /o~o\ / ==== ---- / v \-- /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL --------------------END-------------------- Hi, Colin!----- (o)(o) ^_^ @ <> @ /-~-\ ==== / v \ ...Colin?---/ /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ------------------------------------------------- ~~ 00 Hey, what's up with Colin? __ \/--------/ \ \ || I dunno. I think... \ \__|| ...I think he's | ___ \ dead! \ | \ | \ (o)(o) | \ | ^_^ \ @ <> @ \____/ /-~-\ ------ ==== | | / v \ /\ | | / / \ \ >||< | | \ / || |\ |\ "' "' LL oo oo ------------------------------------------------- ~~ -0 __ \/ \ \ || \ \__|| | ___ \ | \ | (o)(o) | \ | ^_^ @ <> @ \____/ /-~-\ <==> | | / v \ /\ | | / / \ \ >||< | | \ / || |\ |\ "' "' LL oo oo ------------------------------------------------- ~~ 00 ...Good. That'll fucking __ \/----------teach him! \ \ || \ \__|| | ___ \ Hahahahahaha! | \ | \ (o)(o) | \ | ^_^ \ @ <> @ \____/ /-~-\ -------- ==== | | / v \ /\ | | / / \ \ >||< | | \ / || |\ |\ "' "' LL oo oo ----------------------END------------------------ (o)(o) ^_^ Hmm... @ <> @ /-~-\ \------------- ==== / v \ /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ---------------------------------------- ___ / \ (o)(o) _|___|_ Ha! @ <> @ /-~-\ \------------- ==== / v \ /\ / / \ \ >||< \ / || "' "' LL ---------------------------------------- ___ / \ (o)(o) _|___|_ Ahahaha! @ <> @ /-~-\ \---------- ==== / v \ /\ / /___\ \ >||< |_|_| || "' "' LL ---------------------------------------- ___ / \ (o)(o) _|___|_ Pffft! @ <> @ /-~-\ Stupid Colin!--- ==== / v \ /\ / /___\ \ >||< |_|_| || __| |__ LL /__| |__\ ---------------------------------------- ___ Man, Colin's / \ \ so much more (o)(o) _|___|_ / \ fun now he's @ <> @ /-~-\ \ T \ dead!----- ==== / v \/ \ W \ /\ / /___\ \ \ A \ >||< |_|_| \ T \ || __| |__ \__/ LL /__| |__\ -----------------END-------------------- /\ / O///- / <----Hello? / |--||- / | || ^_^ / |xxxxxx /-~-\ / |xxxxxx / V \ / | xxxx / / \ \ / | \ / /_________| "' "' -------------------------------------------------------- /\ / O///- / <---Colin? / |--||- / | || ^_^ / |xxxxxx /-~-\ / |xxxxxx / V \ / | xxxx / / \ \ / | \ / /_________| "' "' -------------------------------------------------------- /\ Hee hee! -\\\O \ \------ > \ -||--| \ || | \ pssss ^_^ xxxxxx| \ ssst/-~-\ xxxxxx| \ / V \ xxxx | \/// / \ \ | /' '\ / |_______/``' "' "' "" " {__} -------------------------------------------------------- Was that the Netto Dog (o)(o) --again? ....aw, fuck! @ <> @ / You stink, ^_^ ==== --- Dead Colin! Hahahaha! /-~-\ /\ / V \ >||< / / \ \ || ' \ / ' LL drip' "' "' 'drip {__} ' 'drip {___} {_} ------------------------END----------------------------- /\ / O///- Oh, Colin... it's / <---a shame you died. / |--||- I miss you, in a way. / | || ^_^ / |xxxxxx /-~-\ / |xxxxxx / #V# \ / | xxxx / / # \ \ / | \ / /_________| "' "' -------------------------------------------------------- /\ Obviously I don't -\\\O \ miss you all that----> \ much... otherwise -||--| \ I wouldn't be doing || | \ pssss ^_^ this. xxxxxx| \ ssst/-~-\ xxxxxx| \ / #V# \ xxxx | \/// / # \ \ | /' '\ / |_______/``' "' "' "" " {__} -------------------------------------------------------- /\ In fact, -\\\O \ I'm glad-----> \ you're -||--| \ dead! Bye! || | \ ^_^ xxxxxx| \ /-~-\ xxxxxx| \ / #V# \ | \ / / # \ \ | \ ' \ / ' |_________\ drip' "' "' 'drip {__} ' 'drip {___} {_} -------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /-~-\ / #V# \ / / # \ \ ' \ / ' drip' "' "' 'drip drip ' ' 'drip {_____} {_} -------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /-~-\ / #V# \ / / # \ \ ' \ / ' drip' "' "' 'drip {__}' drip ___' {_} {___} -------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\ / #V# \ / / # \ \ ' \ / ' drip' "' "' 'drip {__} ' ' '' {___}_{_}' {_____} -------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ /o~o\ / #V# \-----Typical. / / # \ \ ' \ / ' drip' "' "' ' {__} ' 'drip drip_}_{_} {__} {__} --------------------------END--------------------------- ----- Colin the Owl Fan Art ----- CONTRIBUTOR: Mark (not Marc) Riley | | | | ^_^ | | /x~x\ Yeaaaaahhhhhh!!! I been to the year 3000! | ()| / v \ /Ooooooooooh, it hasn't changed but, | |/ / \ \ / It's under water!! | | \ / ---- | ==="'="'=== | =========== | | | | _A_ | | =O _ | | |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | ^_^ | | /x~x\ I messed my pants, | ()| / v \ /When we flew over France, | |/ / \ \ / I'll see you soon, | | \ / ---- In my hotel room, | ==="'="'=== You dirty little slut (heh heh!!) | =========== | | | | _A_ | | =O _ | | |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | ^_^ | | /x~o\ I asked you to dance at the disco, | ()| / v \ /But you sai.... erm, err, | |/ / \ \ / Highway to Hell, | | \ / ---- Highway to Hell!! | ==="'="'=== | =========== I didn't see you there whilst I was | | listening to my AC-DC tape. | | _A_ | | =O _ | | |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ | ()| / v \ You was listening to Busted, weren't you? | |/ / \ \ | | \ / \ \ | ==="'="'===\ \ | =========== \ No, It was AC-DC cos I am \ | | ------a mad rocker! \ | | \_A_ | | =O _ | | |__// | | \__| | | || | | ** ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | ^_^ | | /o~o\ | ()| / v \ | |/ / \ \ | | \ / \ No wonder he has no friends. | ==="'="'===\ | =========== \____ Shit. | | | | | | _A_/ | | _ O= | | \\__| | | |__/ | | || | | ** ----------------------------END----------------------------- CONTRIBUTOR: Raz (www.chisky.com) Las Advéntureses des -Coleun En Eulé- Wrattement á Monseiere le Twuige Partement 28: Coleun Dans Le Mukka-vaaaaaaak ----------------------------- 1. Aux le hauuuu? / / _* ^_^ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (- )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 2. _* ^_^ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (- )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 3. Oui. \ _* ^_^ \ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (o )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 4. _* ^_^ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (- )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 5. _* ^_^ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (- )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 6. _* ^_^ / \ /o~o\ ('')) / V \ (- )| / / \ \ ( _ )) \ / () () "' "' ----------------------------- 7. Sacré Bléú! / / ^_^ /o~o\ / V \ _* / / \ \ / \ \ / ('')) "'O"' (- )| OOO ( _ )) OOOOO () () *k-POP!* -FIN-