Red Baron No. 1 Once again I scanned the web for jobs. All the sterile ads reminded me of my last sterile workplace, though. _ __ ____________ ,-----' | _ <'__`) ,' `. | // : | -' )= \\ ____/ Boring... \ | // : | --- \-_;` `-. boring... | | // : | -._ |\`\ | BOOOOring... | `-----._| __ // ( \| | (What's "IT" | _/___\_ //)_`// | ||] \ mean anyway?) / _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || `.____________,' [____________________]' `\_,/'/ ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| ||| / /|| I==|| ||| \ __/_|| __||__ -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' _ __ ,-----' | _ <'__`) | // : | -' :o)o\\ ___________ | // : | --- ((/o_/` ,' `. | // : | -._ [:]\_\ ____/ HMMmmmm! \ `-----._| __ | | ( \| `-. What WOULD be | _/___\_ //)_` \ \' /|] | a cool job, | _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'||| \ I wonder... / [____________________]' `(/./'/ `.___________,' ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| O ||| / /|| I==|| _ ||| \ __/_|| __||__ (_) -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' ___ _______( )___ ________________________(_ )____ ___________(__ )__ ( __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / My hat ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | doesn't fly off | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | because it's | `-------' \-` , | aerodynamically | & , . & , . & , | ' \ shaped, see? / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `._____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 2 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` , \ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 3 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ \ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `.____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. / I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` , \ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 3(b) __ _________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ enemies! / | ' , `._________,' __________________________/ ' \|/ ) __ ( __ ____________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`. / OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` , \ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / This is \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)= `._____________,' \=(66) ------ (.__,> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 4 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______ / Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ | | Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' .-'~~~~'-. .-~'\__/ \__/`~-. ) ) .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) ) ) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ _ _ \__JRO______________________________/ |- (_) \x x x x x x x/ _| \ \x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/ _ /,' ____ (_) __ __ _____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`. ( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`. _( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. . ( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. (__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` , (_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | ' (___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' | (__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 4 (b) __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.____________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' |. . . . . . | \. . . . . / \ . . . . . / `. . . . . . . ,' . `. . \ . | / ,' ` `-._ \ \ | / _,-' ,' __ --- `--. | ,--' / ,' ,- ,' _ --- \ / , _, , ,' *ROAR!* ' ,' ,- /./ , _,- --- /_/`/ ,' ### # ### ### # # # -- /(X)/_o # # # # # # # # == /./ /\ ## # ### ### ### # __ ' /`/ o # # # # # # # ' # ### # # ### # # # `- ._ ,' `--.______________________,--' \ _,-' ,' | `. `-._ \ `- _,-' ,' | `. `-._ | ) __ ( __ _______________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`. / And I bet ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | could shoot down | `-------' \-` , | only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | ' \ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 5 __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / Verzeihen Sie, \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)= `._____________,' (^^)=/ ------ \ | / <.__,) ### (( ##### ### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 5 (b) __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* | ' /__\ ` / : |\ ' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\ / / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; / / / / *Rattattatt...!* / / / *Zing!* /__ *Shred!* , (*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!* \ / ** ) / ______ \ /:.* |()|::::)= \________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' , ' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ ' / / / / / ; *Smolder!* ( )) __ . (( _ --__`. \ /:. ) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' (( \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. ) & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ( )) . ( \ /:. _ )___ \ `\_:. |()( :::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; ) ( __ . _ --__`. \ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; . \ /:. ______ \ `\_:. |()|::::)= \________ /)_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; , - - - - - ' Cardboard ` ' cutout. ' ` - - - - ' __ \| . _ --__`. \ __ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ ('__`> `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ /=(66)/)_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 6 __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _______________ / \ | She's not dead, | | you know! | \________ _____/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ___________ / \ | But the | | goose is. | \______ ___/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 6 (b) ( ) ___________________ (( ,' `. . )) , / His plane shot \ ;x\ ( ,' | down by anti-aircraft | \ \ /| | flak the world famous | --._ _\;\/ / | Red Baron is now | ==- `-._ ,-' \__\_(/// \ stuck in the desert. / ===- `--- . `.___________ ______,' . ___ `.\ ___ o -===-_ `\ <'___`) o -====--_ :6)6\\\ O --======---___ \-__/` _ O /\_`\ __ `--._ . () __ // / ) `.___ `. `._ (( ___ || / / \ --.___ `-._`-._ `-._ ((__) //,' ,\ | -.___ `--._`-._`--._ (( ( __,'" __,') \ \ `--._ `-._`-. `. ) ( __,--//(\,-']__]_] [:]_ --._ `._ `. `. (( ) )' ,' _,-| \_\ //( `---. `-. ` _ )(('((_ ,-;,'_/-'` ) `-- (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ `(_)_)_)' \____,--' /| , __/\/ |/|/\___________ ,' `. __,==--._ / I HATE the desert! \ `-_-_===- `-._ | Hot by day! Freezing by | ,'===- `- | night! Synonymous with | | the word "thirst!" And | === ___ | the constant background | === <'___`) | score by Maurice Jarre |____ :>)<\\\ | gets REALLY old after _,-' \=__/` \ about three hours! / /\_`\ `.______________________,' (( _. ,// / ) (6))_,'|| / /. --.___ -._ -._ `-._ ( `./__,\_/ / | -.___ `--._`-._`--._ ) __,'" _/_,) `-- `-._`-. `. ) ) __,--//(\,-']__]_] _ `. `. (( )(--' ,' _,-| \_\ (( / ` _ ` _ )*)'))_ ,-;,'_/-'` ) \;--.:_ (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ ;;;;:: /|\` `(_)_)_)' \____,--' Red Baron No. 7 (b) _______ ,' `. / Draw me \ __________________ | a sheep, | ,' `. \ Sir! / / Plus one meets \ `.__ ___,' __ | all sorts of weirdos | |/ __ __,-' \ out here! / `.,== ' '= `-.__ `.________ ________,' `-. _ _, `.\ |` \ ,_===' `\ -===-- /,-. | _,'== __,-' ___ ==- 6|6`V ,-' --' <'___`) == \._/ () _____ )9 \\\ .-|_|._ (() =====- \-__/` |_+ ,_| ((_) ===-- /\_`\ | + | | ___ // / ) ||===| | ) ((__) || / /. \| / / ( __,,--/ / | | / / ______,--//(\_____'_,) ||(_)| ( )~~ ___ []__]_] / A \ ))( ) ,' _ `| \_\ / %| | _(*('((._ ,-;,'_/-'` | /_%%| \ (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ ,'-'|_____| `(_)_)_)' \____,--'ool |/ _______________________ ___________ ,' `. ,' `. / Shot down and stranded \ / That's cute! \ | in a huge desert the | | Now draw me a | | world famous Red Baron | \ Gameboy! / | is attempting to build | `._______ __,' | a new airplane out of | /,' | salvaged parts from the | _ /' \ wreckage of his old one. / |` \ `.__________ __________,' /,-. | / ,' 6|6`V /.' -----. /' | |._ /) (,_| __ _ ___ (\ \ | <'_,`_) ,'_ `. \`----' | :6)- \\,'--./. \ `| / / _\^__/'_ ,- `/\ | _ _ | / / / \ \ \ )! |,' \ / ) ||(_)| ___/ / . \,'/| / ,'\_\ / / / A \ _,' `----'\ \/ |_,' _/ / / %| | --' _ | ) ( _) /_%%| \ // | \ / / ,'-'|_____| // d===C [:]_ / / |/ /+ '|\ (_/ ________________ / \ | Then draw me a | | PEZ dispenser! | _________ \___ ___________/ ,' `. `.\ / Which \ __ _ `\ | might have |___ <'_,`_) _ | been a good ,-' :6)6 \\ |` \ | idea if his | \~__/' /,-. | | old plane | ,-/ /\-. 6|6`V | had been | / |. . `. \o_/ | bigger to | ( | \.[] |. \ .-|_|._ \ begin with. / \)# |. / / / /_+ ,_| `.___________,' \# |. \/ ,' ||+ | | )_____,'])) /|===| | [[_{}_,'/ \`-._ / | / / /_/ /_// \ %.\)/| / / ,. ( ##| \_$, \||(_)| /+| / | #| `--/ A \ __________,'_,'___ |# /| / ,'`. / %| | /_________________/ | |'| |' /%\ /_%%| \ /_____ ,O ________/ | ` | ' ,'\_| ,'-'|_____| /___\\/ /_______/ (__,'(__,' |/ (_)),'\ \\O O Red Baron No. 7 __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _ / ) ______ / / ________ ,-----------' /\\\\_____,------' ___) / \/\\\) . /\ . ) , / ------.____,----/ /// |\ / \ |\ /\ /| , ,====..' __ _ / / ____| \/ \_| \/ \/\/ |___ / /\(.\-\ \ \\_ ,, / / - \ _ / | | < )-) | --- /\Y/// / / ___ \ \ \/ / |_| / \ /\ | | \ \ \/(./-/ / ___ \//// / / / \/\/ | | \_/ /--\ . . __\ ` `====': __,'`~ /\/ / -- /__ __ __ , | \ --' /\/ / ____ | / \/\| \ /| /\ /\| \ ,' / / |/ ` \/ |/ \/ ` , `-------' / / ===---- ' ) ) ______ ' __ \`-._________,-'\/ *Brush!* __ `-.__________,-' ====--- ) ) _ --__`. \ __ ______\ -'_--`. \ ('__`> |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____/=(99) /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; -- - ___________ ____) . /| /\ , --' \___ ) ) |\/ |/\__/ \/|___ -----/_)_\\ __| / ---.______)_ \\\ ====--- \ I THOUGHT YOU \ \ \\\ / WERE ON MY SIDE! _\ =====.____/ ((( ) ) /___ _ _ _\ __ )\ /,' \| \ /\|\ | `-----/\\\ ===--- /' ` \/ ` \| __________)((( _________ __ ____,' `. <'__`) \ `-. MWHAHAHAHA ) (@@)=\ ______ \ \__________,' \>_/' |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 9 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Once again ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | the world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron is | `-------' \ ,'\ | | approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | dreaded alien | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ space station! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / It's orbiting ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | very low, in | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | case you were | `-------' \-` , \ wondering. / & , . & , . & , | ' `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Main cartoon: ## ## __ ## ## ## ## ('__`> ## ## /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ ## ## `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... #### *Pop!* #### _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ ## ## `-------' \ ,'\ | ## ## ## ## & , . & , . & , |,' \ | ## ## ## ## _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## __ __ ## ## ('__`> _ -- `. #### *Pop!* #### /==(o) ______\ /, ~~ ~ ~ ## ## `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... ## ## ## ## _____ / /\ /)____||____\\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ## ## ## ## `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ############ #################### ) ) ######################## #### #### #### #### #### ################################ ) ) ###### #### ###### ## ## _________ / \ __ | Space |___ ('__`> \ | Invaders! ,-' /=(66) ______ \ \_________/ `\_-/ |()|::::)= \______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Reit-im-Winkel ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ## ## ## ## ) ) ############## #### ###### #### ###################### ## ############## ## ) ) ## ## ## ## #### #### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## Red Baron No. 10 _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / It's venison \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | on the menu ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | tonight for the | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | Red Baron, owing | `-------' \-` , | to a rather | & , . & , . & , | ' | unfortunate mid- | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ air collision / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `._____________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ _________________ _( _)_ ( How am I ever _) ( going to replace a _) (__ red-nosed reindeer? )_ (_______________________) _ (_) __ __ __ O (__\ /__) <'__`) \ (__\---/__)_ (66)=\ ______ \ /\\_// \ \-_/' |()|::::)= \_____\(x x)/,___\_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, //\0/// `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , // // . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The \)iri\)of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wuppertal ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 11 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Luftwaffe has ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | equipped our | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | airplanes with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | new navigator | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ robots. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / They're \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | supposed to be ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | an assisting | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | safety feature, | `-------' \-` , | but frankly | & , . & , . & , | ' | mine's just | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | getting on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ my nerves! / |\ `.____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __________________ /\ | | /\/ \/|____ | CLOUD AHEAD! | ___/ /_____ | DANGER! | _\ SHUT UP!! / | OOL SCHREGLMANN! | \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED / | DANGER! | /___ BOOBIE!!!_____\ |__________ ______| /__ __ __\ / /__ | / \/ /__ / |/ |/ __ ' _____ ('__`> \ (<=<>>) /=(><) ______ \ _)_(_ `\_O/ |()|::::)= \________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Dusseldorf ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 12 _____________ / \ __ | The Red Baron |___ ('__`> \ | flies again! ,-' /==(o) ______ \ \_____________/ `\__/ |()|::::)= \______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Baden-Baden ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / My shrink \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | says I'm either ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | schizophrenic | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | or the victim | `-------' \-` , | of some really | & , . & , . & , | ' | crappy witness | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | relocation | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ program. / |\ `._____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 13 __ _______________ ('__`> \ \ *Zing!* ,' `.____ (( /=(..) \ \ ___\__ / Here's the world ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | having his newly | `-------' \ ,'\ | | cleaned airplane | & , . & , *Snipe!* : |,' \ | | riddled with | _\' `/_\' .. \ |) )|, | \ bulletholes! / _|`. ,'|_|`. : \ \ |,' ,/ / `.______________,' : \ \ \ | ' , ___________________\_____\\ ' \ \ __ ) _ ( ____________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\ ,' `._____ /=(..) _))(\ \ // / I could just ,-' `\_~/ |((((:):)(( | bail out but | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ | it would do hell | `-------' (( \ )( \ | to my insurance | & , . & , ))/ ( ,) | \ rates! / _\' `/_\' ( _ | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ) _|`. | ( |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) ____ ( _ ) _____________ (=__=) ) ( \ // ,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \ / Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=)) | the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_ | Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \ | addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( | | deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ | \ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. | `._____________,' ) |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) Red Baron No. 16 ____________________ _( )_ _( Hey, look! I can ___) _ O \ (_ emit infrared light ) (_) () _,-' `._ _. (__ and ultraviolet light _)_ """ (_ and visible light... __) / (_______________________) / | | ___ `----._____ ,-'=_ `-. __,-----.___ ==-- `-.__ _,-'======____ `-. =- `,'====-__ `. _,- ______________ ,'===-_ __ `-. ,' `. _,-' ('__`> / What I thought \ \ //"~( ____| was Cairo being | _,-------,\__/ `-. nuked turned out | ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ | to be merely the | `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ | rising sun! Looks | \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ | like it's finally | /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ | curtains for the | `--' ` \ \ `./== | world (*gasp!*) | (` (`. [:]_ `` \ famous... / ` `` (\\ `.______________,' _____________________ _( _)_ _( But do I ever hear ) _ () O \ (_ a word of appreciation? _) (_) _,-' `._ _. (__ Sometimes I feel like _) """ (___ just going dark! __) / (____________________) / | _____________________ | / \ | ...hallucinating... | ___ `----._____ \_________ __________/ \_ ==-- `-.__ \| __ \ =- `,'====-_ ` `. _,- __ ,'===-_ __ `-. ( \ _,-' ('__`> \__) / \ //6(6: \ __ / _,-------,\_~/ \ \ ( \ / / ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ \ \ \__) // `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ \ / \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ \ \`.|\ / /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ \ \ ' \ / `--' ` \ \ `./== \ / (` (`. [:]_ `` `-.____,-' ` `` (\\ __________________ ,' `. / HAH! Look at how \ | a life of virtue and | ___ | chastidy is its own | `----._____ ,-'=_ `-. __,-----.___ | punishment! Follow me | ==-- `-.__ _,-'======____ | and I promise you half | =- `,'====-__ | the riches and women | ,'=== __ \ of the world! / _,-' (( ('__`> `.____ ____________,' \ //(o( \| _,-------,\__/ ` ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ (\(\_ `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ _ (><) ) __, \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ /_`-.< c /_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ (//`-. \>_(__ )) `--' ` \ \ `./== ;-| |_ //. (` (`. [:]_ `` `(\\_ ),-' ` `` (\\ b'ger (sort'a) _________________________ _( _) _( "Virtue and chastidy?" ) (__ Enter: reverse psychology! _) (____________________________) _ ____________________ __________________ (_) ,' `. ,' `. () / Nice try, buster, \ / Begone, foul wielder \ | but I've just realized | | of temptation! Do you |_ | my mistake. Say, have | | really think you can _`. | you seen some hippie | | even start below half | \| | crawl around here who | | the riches and ALL | ' | looks like he just | \ the women? / __ \ might be Messiah II? / `.__________________,' ('__`> `._ _________________,' //<=( `.\ _,-------,\_ ' \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' `. `-.___ ),_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ (`. `-./)) __| |__ `--' ` \ \ `` ( ~ `.*Taptap!* (` (`. [:]_ / <_'__,)_\__ ` `` (\\ `-, \ ,-| ~| (// \\| | \[=:==] b'ger (def'ly) Red Baron No. 17 __________________________________________ | | | About to die of thirst in the desert, | | the world famous Red Baron has an | | accidental encounter with the Devil... | |__________________________________________| ________________ __________________ ,' `. ,' `. / Wait! You can't \ / A deal? MWAHAHA! \ | leave me out here to | | You're already on my | | die! Isn't there | | "sure thing" list. In | `----._ \ some deal-- / | just a few hours you | ==-- `.____ __________,' | shall be mine! There | =- `.\ | . | is nothing you could | `\ __ '__ \ offer me! NOTHING! / _,-' (( ('__`> `.____ ____________,' \ //(..) \| _,-------,\_o/ ` ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/`. )) (\(\_ `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | ,. `. _ (^^) ) __, \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' `. `-.___ /_`-.< c /_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ (`. `-./)) |\(//`-. \>_(__ )) `--' ` \ \ `` |#|::| ;-| |_ //. (` (`. [:]_ \|::| `(\\_ ),-' ` `` (\\ `--' b'ger (sort'a) ______________________________ | | | However, sometime later... | |______________________________| __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Rothenburg-ob- ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` der-Tauber | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / I showed him the ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | key combination | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | activating the | `-------' \-` , | flight simulator | & , . & , . & , | ' | in his spreadsheet | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ application. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `.________________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ______________ | | | Meanwhile: | |______________| //\\ _____ __ ,. //=(= `-. __,-----.___ __,----'__=- `--._ ,-'== //\\ //\-/ _,-'==== `- -' =======- `.==- // _// "\_ ===-__ ________________________ `. |\ / \ _ ( __) , (\\ | \ ; |\ _( I'm positive this is )_ ___,-' || \/ | | \| O (_ the place where the )_ ||\ / | | || _ ( temptation was scheduled. __) || `' / | \\ (_) (_ I'm going to FIRE that __) || | | / |)) (____ agent! _________) || | \ | | (____________) || / \ | \ ____ || / | \ \ / , *Tap!* ,-' __ `-. || \ / / /_\ '__ *Tap!* `-.____,-' `' `-'-`-' Red Baron No. 18 __ _ `,\=|==/' _,--._ U | | U |:||______||:| I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM UP HERE |:|\/\/\/\/|:| .------------------------------------------. | _\ /_ _\ /_ | \ _> <_ _> <_ / \\ /_\ ________ ________ /_\ // \\`--------------------------------------'// \`---------------+-\\//-+---------------'/ `---------------| `' |---------------' | __ | | /()\ | | |##| | | \##/ | | | | | | || | / || \ / || \ /_____||_____\ /______||______\ Red Baron No. 19 (b) __ *ROAR!* /,-- ,-.__/// / . ############|+____/o/_); o//o/ /_/ # ###### # ##### #### ### # # ## # ## # # # # # # # #### # ############### # # # # # # # # ###### # # # # # # # # # # ### # # ################ # # ## # # # # # ## ## # # # # ######## ###### /`. # # ,'\\\o ,' \o\/ / *ROAR!* \o\\\ /\ \\\ ~~\''' ____ _( )__ __ (_ ) __ | _--( ________) (__\-. =#= _- \ (_____)--' `--' " *Roar!* `.__ / ,' / / . #$@%&!!%~%$** ' /\ _ /\ ___ /\ _ /\ ___ ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ __| |_| |___||___|| |__| |_| |___||___|| |_ __ __ ____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Occasionally ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | I suffer from | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ Tourette's. / `-------' \-` , `.___________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 22 \ | / *Thook!* ### ##(.# ---===== (( *>>-### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ( . *Bonk!* _ ( ### '/_ __`. ##### \\ _--`. *>>-#### #########= \_`. . ___________ #### ##____##____\_-``. ,' __ `. `-------' \-` , / ,' `. \ _ __ | ' | | () | | |_) /\ |_ | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | | `.____,' |\ ________________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __ _______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(66) _O______v_ / Taking a live ,-' `\_-/ |___(,-----' | one for examining | _____ / /\ /)____||______ ,\ \ and tagging. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `._______________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 23 (b) __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the Red ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Baron at an early | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | experiment with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | psychological | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ warfare! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' _______________ || | | |_'. \\___|_/) / _ _ | "The Ride of ,-.,` `--._=_) - (( (_) _ (( |= | the Valkyrie" | ' `\) \ / (( |-| _| |_______________| /_, ()() (#) __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ (( /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Bayreuth ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ || | .`.-_-\ \\___|_/) / ____ `_`.'_-_\ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________,' /___________ / \ | *scratch* JAMBALAAAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!! | \_____________________________________/ __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(><) ______ / @#$%ing ground ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= | crew recorded | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | over my wax | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ cylinders AGAIN! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' || | \\___|_/) / ____ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________________,' /____________ ,' __ `. / ()() () () /~/ \ | \_\ |, |; ()() | | | | Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo | \ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio... / `.______________________________________________,' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 24 (b) ____________________________________________________________ | ___ _-_ _,, ___ | |==/ _ \ -/ ) _ --===/ _ \ | |=/ , _/ __ ~||_< < \, ,._-_ /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __ | |/_/|_|// /__ || \\ /-| ___ | || || ||/_/|_|// /__==/| |-===\_,_/ _ \ ,/--|| (( ,--' | || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ | | --===/_//_/)_--_-' ,------------. \\ \\ --===/_//_/_/| | --===//( | DEUTSCHES | ########--===(_) | | ### | ___ | # # # | | ##### | _(,~ ) _ | # /| # # | | ### || ####### | (__/ \__) | /#| # | |______ ### _||_ _##__ | |||| |||| | |##| ## # | |_ `. `--- |____| | |||| |k|| | # |# | # # | | `. \ __ | ||'/\/\`s| | # # | / # # # | |) | | CONTROLS |_ | |'m'/\`m`r | |/ # # | |_,' / | | /||\ | THE # # | |__,' | | # BARON'S # # | |_______________________ | REICH | # HOME # | | `------------' # # # | | `_`.'_-_\ # ##### # | |____________________________________________________________| ____________________________________________________________ | ___ _-_ _,, ___ | |==/ _ \ -/ ) _ --===/ _ \ | |=/ , _/ __ ~||_< < \, ,._-_ /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __ | |/_/|_|// /__ || \\ /-|| || || || || ||/_/|_|// /__==/| |-===\_,_/ _ \ ,/--|| (( || || || || || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ | | --===/_//_/)_--,------------.------------.\ --===/_//_/_/| | --===//( | LOAD | GAME |#######--===(_) | | ### | | | # # | | ##### | 143 ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ | # # | | ### ##| 144 ~~~ * ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ | # | |______ ##### ##__| 145 ~~~~ F ~~~ ~~~~~ |####### # | |_ `. `-------' | 146 ~~~ ~ L ~~~~ ~~~~ |# # # # | | `. \ _ | 147 ~~~ ~~ I ~~~~~ | # # # # # | |) | | |_) /| 148 ~~~ ~~~ P ~~~~ ~~~ | # # # | |_,' / | \ /-| 149 ~~~~ ~~~ ! 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( ( |/| u_| | | |/| | ( ); ) , |/| ____,| | | |/| |_____ )) ` .(( ______|/| _/))___| | | |/| ,' (( ( )) |/| _,-/ / / ,/ |/| ,' [++++++++++] \`.' _,\-----' /,'| |/|___________________________ \,-') | | ,|______ (_),'| \__________/' | | || || __ /__) \ /__) _____________ \\_//. _ _ ,' `. (o o)| |. !---'---! ,| / Its meaning has \ \\O/)| `.|. & ,|,' | become lost in | \\// | | `/_\' | | the mists of | _~~_/ ,|,'|_|`.|. \ time, though. / ,' `._____.' `. `.___ ________,' `.\ _ ___________________________ _ `\ __ ____ (_)===========================(_) ( <'__,' ,) |/| | . , : |/| ) 9)9___,' | |/| | ) ) , |/| u__ \-| | | |/| | . ( ;( ) |/| \(-._;| | | |/| |____ )), ' (( _______|/| __`.___| | | |/| ,' (( ) )) |/| _,-/ / / ,/ |/| ,' [++++++++++] \`.' _,\-----' /,'| __________|/|___________________________ \,-' )| | ,|__ (_),'| \_________/' | | || || Red Baron No. 34 /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ _,-' _,-' =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ _,-' _,-'\ == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_\,-' _,-' \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o)_,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-'|\ _,-' _,-' _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ .| \ _,-' _,-' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\-' _,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ _,-' _,-' =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ _,-' _,-'\ == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_\,-' _,-' \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o)_,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-'|\ _,-' _,-' _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ .| \ _,-' _,-' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\-' _,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ __________ =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ ,' `. == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_ ____/ Too busy for \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o) `-. a punchline | _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-' \ today! / _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ . | `.__________,' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\ \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## Red Baron No. 48 ============THE============ _ __ _ __ __ _ ___ |_) |_ |_) |_ |_ / ` | | |__ | \ | |__ \_, | _ _ __ __ __ __ | \ |_) | / / | |_ \/ |_/ | \ | /_ /_ |__ |__ () =========================== COMING SOON TO A WAR THEATRE NEAR YOU! . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('__`> . \ /==(o) ______ \ .| `\__/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Karlsbad ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) | . . | . .| | . . . . .| | . | . | . __ . __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ | /==(o) | ______\ -'_--`. \ . `\__/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Karlsbad ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) . | | .| . . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('_~,> . \ /=(99) ______ \ *Gnash!* `\_=/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Kalbsbraten ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) | . . | . .| | . . . . .| | . ______________ | . | ,' `. . __ . __ / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. `.______________,' `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Red Baron No. 53 _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,' |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // / / | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // / /# \-._ | /\//\=)\ '=._ ,' ## # `-._ =_// |||\/||#//# //,',/#' \ `|/_,`;;/ _\-'/| `-._"##"# ,' `-._ ===_ ||##||###(///#//### ' `-.!.-\/___\\ \/ | & `-._,' `-. ,-=__ ==#`'##`'()#`-'#/##,-- ._ `-. /\ | _|`/_ |`-._ _,'<#####.======_) # / )#####/|##==_ _`-._ `-._,-/ \|._/|| |`=|=`-.-' _\####)#####, | (/ )#_ |# ,'# ##| `-.__ `-. | `-._.-/\`|. ===\)<###( / ,`-' \#//##( \#|,# _|``---'_ `-._`| ____,-'__`-'_####)/ | | | (###### ###### /|| `-._ `|._ `----. #######( | | | | / _}##""' '/#) __.--' `-._ | `-._ `._ ###### ||_|_|_| / '###### /##| __.--'_ `-._ `-. ==_`-####`%| / _ | )---- " __.--' `-._ `-._ _,' -----===#### |/ /#\ |`: #\_____ -' `-_ `-._ | `-.-' #####, / /##/ | `: ###### `-._ `-._ | ___====####| `.#/ /|## #`.`"" `-._ `-. | ###,.,`./###"""###\== Red Baron No. 54 __ /\ (()) /\\\ (()()) ///\ (()) //\\\\ (/) ________________ || __ || __ \\/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~~~~~~~~~ _ --__`. ~~~~ / Back on the ground \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | the world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Red Baron's chores | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ are far from over! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ /`. |#||| |||#| /`.#`.~, |_||| |||_| .`.`. `~ `.`(`. `. ___ / /.`.#`. ___ ||| | ,-' /`.`.`/ )) | ||| _ |||#| \_/ | `./ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \,' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | / / /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| / / |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ,-- -- \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | , \ | |:----._\ |||#| / ,-- |#||| |||_| ( |_||| | \ \ \ ___ ___ \ )) | ||| ||| | \ \ )) |#||| _ _ |||#| _/`. *Shake!* \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( / \ | ,'\ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ `-. \,',',\ |#||| |||#| (( \ \','#,' )) |_||| |||_| ,',(,' ,' *Shake!* ',',' ,~ *Shake!* ___ \,'#,'~` ___ ||| | (( \,' )) | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ \ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | \ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ |#||| |||#| | | | |_||| |||_| /`. ,~/#/// | | | ___ ~/ /// / ___ ||| | / //). `- / / | ||| _ |||#| /#//'. `._ , ' / |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ './// `. `) _ ' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | ' |_F - __ /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| )) |#||| |||_| (( /`. |_||| /`.#`.~. *Shake!* .`.`. `~ *Shake!* ___ ___ `.`(`. `. | ||| ||| | (( / /.`.#`. )) |#||| _ _ |||#| ,-' /`.`.`/ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( \_/ | `./ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ \,' *Shake!* |#||| |||#| / / )) |_||| |||_| / )) / / / ___ | ___ ||| | ( | ||| _ |||#| \ '-- |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ' / | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | '-- -- /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ____ __________.(\,________ /__/ /__/#/___________/#/__/ ___/ /________(\o._________/ ________________ ___/ __ _____(>\\<)________/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~ *SHAKE!* --__`. ~~~~ / Th-this is how we \____ (( /=(><) )) _==___\ -'_--`. | tel-ll our hunt-ting ,-' __ `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . )) | squadron where we've | _==__ / /\ /)_==_||_==_\_-``. \ sighted the enemy! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' *SHAKE!* & , . & , | ' _ /_\' `/_\' )) | )) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | == = (( == |\ ____((____________________/__\ )) ---_- ____-- ____ .`.-_-\ === === `_`.'_-_\ *SHAKE!* -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 91 ______________________ ,' `. _,-': / ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!! \ . ,' ,' | THE FOKKER DR1 IS A | \ ' / ,'. ,' | TUBE-SHAPED TWO-SEATER | __ ,'##,' | WITH CROSSED-OUT DOGHOUSES |____ /__\ ,;##,' ___ | PAINTED TO ITS SIDE!! ,-' (=<=)),'##,'#. ,###' _ | NOW LET ME BACK INSIDE! | \O/,====:"`.#. ,###' ,' | \ PLEEEEZZZZZE!!!!! / ,/====,==\))"####' _,' ,' `.______________________,' ,',|=,###\====`###. ,' ,' ,','/|=`####\==,#=`.`..,' ,' ,',','|\===`###\####.=|_\ /#") ,',--' \/))=,-########=| | ,# |' ,',' "",\#######<",'__)# / `.__ ,',' ,##'`###'\###.====\,'| . `.__ ,','\\ ,##/ _|;.==`####_===\/ \~~\ `-.___ ,',' \\__ ,##,;--' | )`===\##'===|| __~\ `-.~~~ `-- ,',' <'__)##' /_,'/##.='=====| '.`~ `-. `-- ,',' -- =--(=\\\/ /####\======/ --. ~~~~~`-- ,',' .__=--;-,`-;'__,-, /######`.===/ --`-`. ` ,' ,|,`-._)`-' `=''\ ##/ ,#########=\=' .~~~ '- ,' ,'.'"// / ,#=====`,' ,==##########=._____ `-. `- ,' ,',' ||(| |,',###====/ ,##\=,;##### `====="' \ \ ,' ,',' \\\\,' |==###==' ,=###"`===>#/\ __ \ ,'`.',' . \,' ,'#==##/ ,==== ##_,##;"##) .`----.__ ,'## ,' \- ,' ,'`= \,' /======,;###' ""- . `"-`--- ,'###,'"# ,' ,'`.=-= / ,'`===',####' _ ' `----._____ `- \ : ##,' `._,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,####/ ___,-----'"" `-' _,`."-` `,' \ ,' ,' / ,' / ,##==,' \\ `--.___ . 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'---| |-----' \_/ `~; Red Baron No. 106 /| || |\ | \\ /| | | || ~~|~ \|~~||~~~\\~~~~||~~~~||~~|/~~|~~|||~~|\~~~~~//~~~|~~~|~~ | ; || || : | : | || // |/ || || ; ; ; // ; || ,-*-'*--*`-*`. ________________________________ * \ / \ / \ \ ,' `. `. \ ;"".*,"": / *YAWN!!* \ *_ * ,' ## ##\ | Stop it, or I'll call your fa-- | / `*\ ## | | "". ,. # | Oh dear, I'm back in the trenches! | ## # ======||===== | It couldn't last longer than one | ========||===== \ strip, could it? / = # ========||====== `._______________ _______________,' ==== , =======||===== = /,' =======// ========||====== //=========||= /' =\\=======||===========//= ## || // ## ## \\ || ## ## // ## ||## // ## | / , ## \\ # || # // ,--""-.,-. # ## ' # \\ || ### // -.,-( \ \ ||_____,-. ,--""-.,-. \ )----""" )--""-.,-( \ \ "-.,-( \ \ ,-- --"" \`-----.,-" \ \ )----""" ) \ )----""" )-.,( \ --.-\ )----""- )\ )----""\ `-----.,-" ---"" \`-----.,-" \ ) `--------" `-----.-"\ )----""- )---.-\ )----""- )---"")\ `--------" `--------" ---.-\_) ________ __ / \ <'__`) ___| French | :6)6\\ `-. slug! | ,--""-.,-. , \-_/' \________/ -.,-( \ \ ((\ /\ \_______ ,--""-.,-. \ )----""" )--""-.,-( \ \ "-.,-( \ \ ,-- --"" \`-----.,-" """"' \ )----""" )-.,( \ --.-\ )--- \. \`-----.,-" \ ) `-- ____________\`.____________ )----""- )---"")\ ,' `. -------" ---.-\_) / Here's the world famous \ | Red Baron still trying to learn | | the easy way which side of the | \ front line he went down at! / `.___________________________,' =======||===== = = ##====\\========||============// ========||====== *shuffle* ===\\=======||===========//= ## || // *rummage* ## \\ || ## ## // ## ||## // ## \\ # || # // ,--""-.,-. . \ | ## \\ || ### // -.,-( \ \ ` _______,-. ,--""-.,-. \ )----""" )--""-.,-( \ \ "-.,-( \ \ ,-- --"" \`-----.,-" \ \ )----""" ) \ )----""" )-.,( \ --.-\ )----""- )\ )----""\ `-----.,-" ---"" \`-----.,-" \ ) `--------" `-----.-"\ )----""- )---.-\ )----""- )---"")\ `--------" `--------" ---.-\_) ________________ . ' , / \ __ | French helmet, |___ ('__`> ,-. \\ || ## ## // | avec BULLETHOLE! ,-' //9(9; _|*__|_ \\ # || # // \________________/ `\_~/ `-----' # \\ || ### // /_/\___\\)-. ,--""-.,-. \ )----""" )--""-.,-( \ \ "-.,-( \ \ ,-- --"" \`-----.,-" \ \ )----""" ) \ )----""" )-.,( \ --.-\ )----""- --""\ `-----.,-" ---"" \`-----.,-" \ ) `------- ,/ ---.-"\ )----""- )---.-\ )----""- )---"")\ ___________,'/____________ ----" ______________________ ,' `. ,' `. / And a MAP, detailing that \ / It might be out of \ | this trench is without a doubt |_| date, but I think not! | \ on the French side! ,---. It's only 3 years old! / `.__________________________,' `.______________________,' ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ___,~~~.||__ \\"~*._~~'""| ""~|~_ \\\`. *.`*._* || | || || `. \\\\`.`-.*,.\*\ || | || | \\\\`.`-.`||. \*\ * || \\\\`.`-. ||.`. . |\ || `\\`.`-.`||.`. \ ' / *-. | \`.`-.`||.`.` __ *---*__ || `.\`.`|| `. <'__`)`. \* \ * | \ \`.`||.`. 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Doesn't he know the world | | famous Red Baron has come down in this area? | | Or has he looked DEATH in the eye once too | | often and hence stopped caring about doom? | | | | Yes, DOOM, drawing near from the right with | | a sound as foreboding-- | |________________________________________________| ,--""-.,-. -.,-( \ \ ,--""-.,-. ,--""-.,-. \ )----""" )--""-.,-( \ \ "-.,-( \ \ ,-- --"" \`-----.,-" \ \ )----""" ) \ )----""" )-.,( \ --.-\ )----""- )\ )----""\ `-----.,-" ---"" \`-----.,-" \ ) `--------" `-----.-"\ )----""- )---.-\ )----""- )---"")\ ===,.============= ### , `--------" ### `--------" ---.-\_ ===||========= #======//==||====\\==============||==== # * ===||================//===||=====\\=============||==== *squ ====||= ===========//====||======\\============||=== *squeak ====| ,-. =======//=====||=======\\===========||== *squeak* ===== _/___\_ = ==//======||===== ==\\==========||= *Squeak* ==== _c"v(v; ====//=======||==== # ==\\=========|| *Squeak* = ,' \\,-. //========||=== ##====\\========| *Squeak!* / .\\_,\ //=========||===# ===\\======= *Squeak!* \ % . -\| )'-. ## ##|| ## \\ *SQUEAK!* -- ,=( \ /`\`--\)) ## || ## ## \\ # *SQUEAK!* / \ \\ \ /## `. ## || ## \\ *SQUEAK!!* -`-",\/`-'.###--( \ || \ *SQUEAK!!!* \\( ( `. \ \ *SQUEEEEK!!!* =====\\`-\ \ \_| ##### ####### *SQUEEEEEEEK!!!* \\ `. \ \ %.__ *SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NGER! \7) |`. `. (___," ###### ### *SQUEEEEEEEEE |\ \/ `./%-. ________________________ SIVES! | \ `. `-._) ######### | | |/ \ ) | --as it is annoying! | -------' \/ |________________________| _____________ ________________ | | ,-' `-. | But no... | ,' Excuse me, `. |_____________| / yoong man! \ | I was on me way from the | \ ,-. | food section to stationary |____ -- _/___\_ | and loost me way! 'ave _,-' / _(c"6( \ you seen me 'oosband / _ ,' \\_-/_,-. `. pass bay? ,' ,-"" / .\)=( 3_| `-.________________,-' ,((\,-' % . -\|,'( \ _______,'\__#,_ ,' `((\, ,=( \ ;/ \) `-. \`.____|_|_##",(_). ,' \ \\ \ ,'##.,-|. \;\++++++++++++++++| -`-",\/`--. ##/ ) \ \;\+++++++++++++++| \\( ( `. #//\ \. \;\++++++++++++++| =====\\`-\ \ `._\ #### `.\+++++++++++++| \\ `. \ \,%.__ """"""""""""""| NGER! \7) |`. `. (___," ##### _,-' _,-'| |\ \/ `./%-. ### ,-'__ _,-'__| | / SIVES! | \ `. `-._) ######## //`.,-'______`.| ,'_ |/ \ ) (_) // (_)\\ -------' \/ ##### ####### (_) (_) ####### ###### ____________________________ _,- | | ,-;-"_ | Meanwhile, 54km south, | (). __ / /==== | on the other side of the | `.`. ,'|`.`._\#### | front line... | _,`.`.----""_;-.## |______________________ ____| ,-;-"_ " _,-;" ()\ (). ,','=====,-',-" _/ \ ) `.`. ____( (======( (_) _/ \_/' `.`. ,'|`.`.`.__`.#####. \ / \_,' _,`.`.----""""__;-..#####.`\_/' (). ,-;-"_ `" _,-;;" (_\" `.`. ,','======,-',-"" _ / \ ) `.`. ____ ( (=======( (_) _ / \\_/' `.`. ,'|`.`.`.__`.#######. \ / \\_/,' _,`.`.----""""__;-..#######.`\_/,-' ,-;-"_ `" _,--=" / \\" `"" ,','======,-',-"" \_/ \ / /=======/ / \ _ / \_/ \ ` =====\ \_/ _ / \\_/' ______________________ ` o ######. \ / \\_/,' ,' `. /|_ #######.`\_/,-' / Pardon me, could you \ ()| " `"" ____| direct me to the checkout | /| `-._ counter or information | `` \ desk or somewhere? / `.______________________,'