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               |  Your computer      |
               |      is dead...     |
               | and it was so alive |
               |      _______        |
               |     |.-----.|       |
               |     ||x . x||       |
               |     ||_.-._||       |
               |     `--)-(--`       |
               |    __[=== o]___     |
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           jgs |   `-=========-`()   |
               | You shouldn't have  |
               |     installed:      |
               |                     |
               |    -= Win'95 =-     |
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               |      H A P P Y      |
               | V A S E C T O M Y!  |
               |                     |
               |    Hope you feel    |
               |      zippy...       |
               |                     |
               |    Cause when I     |
               |   got one, I felt   |
               |   really snippy!    |
               |      __             |
               |     (__)   _,.-~>   |
               |      __`~~>_.-~`    |
               |     (__)~`  `~-.>   |
           jgs |                     |
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               | My tire was thumping |
               |I thought it was flat |
               |        .-==-.        |
               |       /      \       |
               |      |   ()   |      |
               |       \      /       |
               |        '-==-'        |
               |    When I looked     |
               |    at the tire...    |
               |                      |
               |  I found your cat.   |
               |        /\-/\         |
               |      =(^ Y ^)= .-.   |
               |       /'-^-'\_/   `  |
               |      (_,---,_)       |
           jgs |     ...sorry!        |
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               .-'____________|________
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               | You had your bladder  |
               |  removed and you're   |
               |   on the mends...     |
               | . . .           . . . |
               | )'.:     @()     :.'( |
               | ('.'.   ()@()   .'.') |
               | )'.'.  ()@()@)  .'.'( |
               | ('.'.   _\|/_   .'.') |
               | )'.'.  |-----|  .'.'( |
               | ('.'.___\___/___.'.') |
               |  Here's a bouquet of  |
               |     flowers and...    |
               |   a box of Depends!   |
               |         .-----.       |
               |        /____./|       |
               |       |     | |       |
               |       |     |/        |
           jgs |       '-----'         |
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