blacksmith:

   This was inspired by a request from a Scottish person in the
   newsgroup alt.ascii-art, hence the kilt:

=
===
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     ===          *__       /
     ===         (__/      e
     ===         ('J)     /
 -_-_-_-_-_-_     )))____/
//  '  ,    \\   |   |
||    '     ||    \____m=====\
|E ' ( ) )  ||    +()+       (")
|J ( )  )') ||   ++vv++     ======
|M(('( /(( )||  +++++++       \/
||  /(\ '\\(|| ++++++++       /\
|9'/\)\//)\\||   // ||       /  \
|6/ \\\\ \  ||  (__D(__D    /    \
!!==========!! 


      '
       , 
       ' 
      '                   :=<]
       '          *__       /
      (          (__/     e
     '  )        ('J)    /
    ')('          )))____/
   ( )  )')      |   |
    ( /(( )      \____m=====\
   )')(( ) )      +()+      (")
|E -_-_-_-_-||   ++vv++     ======
|J-_-_-_-_-_||  +++++++       \/
|M-_-_-_---_|| ++++++++       /\
|9-_-_-_-_-_||   // ||       /  \
|6-_-_-_---_||  (__D(__D    /    \
============== 

      '
       , 
       ' 
      '                   :=<]
       '          *__       /
      (          (___/     e
     '  )        ('L')    /
    ')('          \=/____/
   ( )  )')      |   |
    ( /(( )      \____m=====\
   )')(( ) )      +()+      (")
|E -_-_-_-_-||   ++vv++     ======
|J-_-_-_-_-_||  +++++++       \/
|M-_-_-_---_|| ++++++++       /\
|9-_-_-_-_-_||   // ||       /  \
|6-_-_-_---_||  (__D(__D    /    \
==============