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They went on a trip | | | | _______________________ _______________________ | | ,' ____________________ `. ,' ____________________ `. | | / ,'....................`. \ / ,' `. \ | | | |...###############.....| | | | | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | __________ | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | | | | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | |----------+ | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##############......| | | | ! `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `.__________' | | | | | |...##..................| | | | ! ! | | | | | |...##..................| | | | | | | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | She said she takes pills She laid down in the hotel bed | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | And she spread a leg Then the other... | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / __ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ./_/ . \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / /___| |___\ \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | Then both! Reaction didn't wait | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / # \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ### \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ##### \ \ / / || /\ \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / || / \ \ \ | | / / ############# \ \ / / || "||" \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / || || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / _||_ || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / \ / || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / \/ || \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | He inserted it in Going up and down | | ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. | | / ,'..............`. \ | | / /..................\ \ | | / /....................\ \ | | / /......................\ \ | | | |..###.....###..........| | | | | |\...#.....#.......###./| | | | | |.>###.....###.....###<.| | | | | |/.#.........#.....#.#.\| | | | | |..###..#..###..........| | | | \ \....................../ / | | \ \..................../ / | | \ \................../ / | | \ `.______________,' / | | `.________________,' | | | | He noticed she wasn't.. hmm, virgin | | | | ________________ ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. ,' ______________ `. | | / ,'..............`. \ / ,'..............`. \ | | / /..................\ \ / /..................\ \ | | / /....................\ \ / /....................\ \ | | / /..########...#####....\ \ / /......................\ \ | | | |...##........##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | | |...##.......##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...#######..##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |.........##.##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...##....##..##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | \ \ ..######....#####..../ / \ \....................../ / | | \ \..................../ / \ \..................../ / | | \ \................../ / \ \................../ / | | \ `.______________,' / \ `.______________,' / | | `.________________,' `.________________,' | | | | She wanted to go faster He don't | | | | .-. ________________ | | / \ ,' ______________ `. | | / .-. \ / ,'..............`. \ | | / / \ \ / /..................\ \ | | / .----.\ \ / /....................\ \ | | / / ,'', |\ \ / /......................\ \ | | / /| ',,' | \ \ | |.....##.###..#..##.....| | | | / / | ,, | \ \ | |....#....#..#.#.#.#....| | | | / / | d##b | \ \ | |.....#...#..#.#.##.....| | | | / / | Y##P | \ \ | |......#..#..#.#.#......| | | | / / | '' | \ \ | |....##...#...#..#......| | | | / / | ,'', | \ \ \ \....................../ / | | / / | ',,' | \ \ \ \..................../ / | | / / '. .' \ \ \ \................../ / | | \ `.________|__|_________,' / \ `.______________,' / | | `._______________________,' `.________________,' | | | | She was so turned on Suddenly she cried out | | | | .-. _______________________ | | / \ ,' ____________________ `. | | / .-. \ / ,$....................`. \ | | / / \ \ | |.$$###############.....| | | | / / ## \ \ | |...$$............##....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##$$..........##....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##..$$........##....| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...##....$$......##....| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...########$#####......| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...##.......$$.........| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##.........$$.......| | | | / / \ \ | |...##...........$$.....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##.............$$...| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##...............$$.| | | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________$' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | Attention: "I was lying!" She hasn't taken pills | | in a month | | ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. | | / ,$ `. \ | | / / $$ ####### \ \ | | / / #$$ ## \ \ | | / / ## $$ ## \ \ | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | `' $$ ## | | | | \ \ $$## / / | | \ \ $$ / / | | \ \ #$$ / / | | \ `.______________,$ / | | `.________________,' | | | | Hot-blooded in that momentum, there was not turning back | | | | _______________________ .-. | | ,' ____________________ `. / \ | | / ,' `. \ / .-. \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / /,'', \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / / ',,' \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / / // \\ _ \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / //\ |\\__(_)_, \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / //\\ || \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / // \\// //\\ \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / // `' // `' \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. | +=================================================================+ sps Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted! _ Mr Condom _| |_ /~ ~\ /' `\ ( ) | (o ) (o ) | | | | \_ _/ | | ~~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| |_ (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' Ts97 ~~---------~~ _____ &&&&_) ) \/,---< &&&&&&\ \ ( )c~c~~@~@ )- - &&\ \ C >/ \< |&/ / \_O/ _`*-'_/ / ,- >o<-. / ____ _/ / \/ \ / /\ _)_) / /| | |\ \ / / ) | \ \| | |/ / \ \ / | \_\ | |_/ \ \_ | /_/`___|_\ /_/\____| | | | \ \| | | | `. ) | | | / / |__|_|_ /_/| (____)_) |\_\_ (eyes popping) _____ _____ ,&&&& ,' `. \/,---< &&&&&&& / Blah \ ( )@ @( && - -( | Blah Blah \ C __>/ &| >/ | Blah Blah >-- \\// &&`-*'_ | Blah Blah / ,- >o<-. / ____ _\ \ Blah / / \/ \ / /\ _)_)\ `._____,' / /| | |\ \ / / ) |\ \ / '--/_| |/ / \ \ / |/ / `----\_) |_/ \ \_ | / |____|_\ /_/\____|_\ | | | \ \| | | | `. ) | | | / / |__|_|_ /_/| (____)_) |\_\_ __ _____ _____ ,&&&&_) ) ,' `. \/,---< &&&&&&&\ \ / Blah \ ( )@ @( _ && - -( \ \ | Ferrari \ C __>/ |/ ) &| >/ / / | Blah Blah >-- \\// |_/ &&`-*'_/ / | Bahamas / ,- >o<-.__/ / / ____ _ / \ Blah / / \/ ____/ / /\ _)_) `._____,' / /| | | / / ) | / '--/_| | \ \ / | `----\_) | \ \_ | |____| /_/\____| | | | \ \| | | | `. ) | | | / / |__|_|_ /_/| (____)_) |\_\_ ? _____ ,&&&& \/,---< _ &&&&&&& ( )o o( ( (&& - -( C >/ / /&| >/ \ o/ / /_&&`-*'_ ,- >o<-. \____ ___ _\ / \/ \ \ _)_)\ / /| | |\ \ ) |\ \ \ \| | |/ / \ / |/ / \_\ | |_/ - O( | / /_/`___|_\ / \____|_\ | | | \ \| | | | `. ) | | | / / |__|_|_ /_/| (____)_) |\_\_ _____ ,&&&& \/,---< _ &&&&&&& ( )e e( ( (&& O O( C >/ / /&| >/ \ -/ / /_&&`-*'_ ,- >o<-. \____ ___ _\ / \/ \ \ _)_)\ / /| | |\ \ _ ) |\ \ | || | | \ `---/_) / |/ / | || | | `----\_O- ( | / |_||____| \____|_\ (_/|| | | *POP* \ \| | | | `. ) / / | / / /__/|__|_ /_/| (____)____) |\_\_ / \\ \\ \\ _____ \=======\\ \/,---< _,--- ( \ ( )O O( .- --. ,' _______) ) C >/ // `.`. /-----& >\ \ -/ \___,' \ \ &&& \\ ,- >o<-. | | && /\) / \/ \ / / / /| | |\ \ _ __ _,' / | || | | \ `---/_) _( ) ---'__,' | || | | `----\_O- (_ _) =----' |_||____| (___) -- - (_/|| | | | | | PSHHhhh ... | | | |__|_|_ (____)_) _____ \/,---< ( )e e( C >/ \ -/ ,- >o<-. / \/ \ | / /| | |\ \ _ | | || | | \ `---/_) | | | || | | `----\_O- | | | |_||____| | \_ | | _ (_/|| | | | \ | | \/ | | | | | ) | | | ____ | / |__|_|_ &&& x_ \_//------._/( | (____)_) &&&& x__*___._/__--_-_\___/_ _____ \/,---< . , ( )a a( - SIGH - C >/ ' ` \ ~/ ,- >o<-. / \/ \ / /| | |\ \ _ \ \| | | \ `---/_) \_\_ | | `----\_O- /_/____| | | | | | | | | | ____ |__|_|_ &&& x_ \_,-------.___ | Stef00 (____)_) &&&& x__*_\\._/__--_-_\-._/_ -=Um....:-)=- .-. .-. ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. | ) | ( ) | ( | | ( | \ / | ) | \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / hjw `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-'